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I'll bet, hell will freeze over first!A few minutes ago by The_True_Me ID#:568235 -
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When I'm reincarnated as a eagle and sh*t on your head. Don't you dare blame me when its gravity's fault.
Less than an hour ago by The_True_Me ID#:568233 -
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5 usersTeacher: Get out a sheet of paper
Student: LOOK AT ME NOW!
Teacher: Excuse me?
Student: IM GETTING PAPERA few hours ago by PrincessofDragons ID#:568199 -
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A Favorite of
8 usersIf you need space, work at NASA.
A few hours ago by PrincessofDragons ID#:568198 -
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4 usersA word to the wise ain't necessary - it's the stupid ones that need the advice.
A few hours ago by PrincessofDragons ID#:568194 -
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6 usersMy resume is really just a list of things I never want to do again !!
A day ago by 143avi ID#:568118 -
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7 usersYou know you are getting old when you start attending more weddings instead of birthday parties !!A day ago by 143avi ID#:568115 -
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7 usersWhat is the difference between a lawyer and a liar?
The pronunciation!A day ago by aashya_shrestha ID#:568103 -
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3 usersThe words "beauty sleep" are just a term used to mask the truth about the way we really look when we wake up.
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2 usersWhy do people always want to tell you off , and then feel compelled to add "and the horse you rode in on!?" Like, what did he ever do?
A day ago by Linda_Beth ID#:568068