Things to know about scary movies:
The little girl or boy almost always have a little ghost demon friend
Taking the faster car is not a logical option
The only scary things happen at night
Things like venturing into a dark forest by yourself
or investigating weird sounds by yourself or not heeding a person's warnings are very sensible things to do
Usually the main characters are very cunning and very hot. Unless they're not...
The villian never wins. And even though they're always losing they still have a positive way of thinking that they will.
People will not come out of the shower fully naked. Pervs.
People make escaping look reallly easy
Even if nothing scary is happening yet scary music will play.
The blondes just aren't smart here.