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    Boys play with kitty cats, men hunt for cougars.

    A few days ago by The_True_Me in Women  ID#:631693
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    It's not the way you walk nor the way you talk. It's all in your smile which simply says, I've got this!

    A few days ago by The_True_Me in Women  ID#:631570
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    Women to me are an open book. Now if I could just figure out what all those words on the pages mean.

    Posted by Chris_Childs in Women  ID#:631205
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    People should be always careful of two persons. One who is totally dedicated to his family especially his wife and others who are completely addicted to the women in life.

    Posted by Anujsomany in Women  ID#:631044
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    1). Never raise your voice for any reason to your husband. Its a sign of disrespect.(Prov 15v1)
    2). Don't expose your husband's weaknesses toyour family and friends. It will bounce back at you.You are each other's keeper.(Eph 5v12)
    3). Never use attitudes and moods to communicate to your husband, you never know how your husband will interpret them. Defensive women don't have a happy home.(Prov 15v13)
    4). Never compare your husband to other men, you've no idea what their life is all about. If you attack his Ego, his Love for you will diminish.
    5). Never ill treat your husband's friends because you don't like them, the person who's supposed to get rid of them is your husband.(Prov 11v22)
    6). Never forget that your husband married you, not your maid or anyone else. Do your duties.(Gen 2v24)
    7). Never assign anyone to give attention to your husband, people may do everything else but your husband is your own responsibility.(Eph 5v33)
    8). Never blame your husband if he comes back home empty handed. Rather encourage him.(Deut 3v28)
    9). Never be a wasteful wife, your husband's sweat is too precious to be wasted.
    10). Never pretend to be sick for the purpose of denying your husband sex. You must give it to him how he wants it. Sex is very important to Men, if you keep denying him, it is a matter of time before another woman takes over theat duty. No man can withstand sex starvation for too long(even the anointed ones) (SS 7v12)
    11). Never compare your husband to your one time sex mate in bedroom, or an Ex-lover. Your home may Never recover from it if you do.(SS 5v9)
    12). Never answer for your husband in public opinion polls, let him handle what is directed to him although he may answer for you in public opinion polls.(Prov 31v23)
    13). Never shout or challenge your husband in front of children. Wise Women don't do that.(Eph 4v31)
    14). Don't forget to check the smartness of your husband before he checks out.(Prov 12v4)
    15). Never allow your friends to be too close to your husband.
    16). Never be in a hurry in the bathroom and on the dressing table. Out there your husband is always surrounded by women who took their time on their looks.( 1 Sam25v3)
    17). Your parents or family or friends do not have the final say in your marriage. Don't waste your time looking up to them for a final word. You must Leave if you want to Cleave.(Luke 21v16)
    18). Never base your love on monetary things. Will you still submit to him even if you earn more money than him?
    19). Don't forget that husbands want attention and good listeners, never be too busy for him. Good communication is the bed rock of every happy home. (Gal 6v9)
    20). If your idea worked better than his, never compare yourself to him. Its always teamwork.(Gal 6v10)
    21). Don't be too judgemental to your husband. No man wants a Nagging wife.(Eph 4v29)
    22). A lazy wife is a careless wife. She doesn't even know that her body needs a bath.(Prov 24v27)(Prov 20v13)
    23). Does your husband like a kind of cooked food?, try to change your cooking. No man jokes with food. (Prov 31v14)
    24). Never be too demanding to your husband,enjoy every moment, resource as it comes.(Luke 11v3)
    25). Make a glass of water the very first welcome to your husband and everyone entering your home. Sweetness of attitude is true beauty. (Prov 31v11)
    26). Don't associate with women who have a wrong mental attitude about marriage.(Prov 22v14)
    27). Your marriage is

    Posted by ALLWEEN in Women  ID#:631020
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    The dirtiest minds amongst the adult males are perhaps the ones who back-up their support to the women, but back- out seeing when the men are in the same situation.

    Posted by Anujsomany in Women  ID#:630975
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    Love those women who understand. When life gets tough to take a stand. They're the women born with nesticles.

    Posted by Anonymous in Women  ID#:630946
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    The Game of Romance: The scoring system

    You go out to buy her flowers: +5
    But return with beer: -5

    You check out a suspicious noise at night: 0
    You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing: 0
    You check out a suspicious noise and it's something: +5
    You pummel it with a six iron: +10
    It's her cat: -10

    You stay by her side the entire party: 0
    You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a drinking buddy: -2
    Named Tiffany: -4
    Tiffany is a dancer: -6
    Tiffany has implants: -8

    You visit her parents: +1
    You visit her parents and actually make conversation: +3
    You visit her parents and stare vacantly at the television: -3
    And the television is off: -6
    You spend the afternoon watching college football in your shorts: -6
    And you didn't even go to college: -10
    And it's not really your shorts: -15

    You take her out to dinner: 0
    You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar: +10
    Okay, it is a sports bar: -2
    And it's all-you-can-eat night: -3
    It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team: -10
    You give her a gift: 0
    You give her a gift, and it's a small appliance: -10
    You give her a gift, and it's not a small appliance: +1
    You give her a gift, and it isn't chocolate: +2
    You give her a gift that you'll be paying off for months: +30
    You wait until the last minute and buy her a gift that day: -10
    With her credit card: -30
    And whatever you bought is two sizes too big: -40

    You forget to pick her up at the bus station: -25
    Which is in Newark, New Jersey: -35
    And the pouring rain dissolves her leg cast: -50

    You have a few beers: -9
    For every beer after three, -2
    And miss curfew by an hour: -12
    You get home at 3 a.m.: -20
    You get home at 3 a.m. smelling of booze and cheap cigars: -30
    And not wearing any pants: -40
    Is that a tattoo? -200

    You go see a comic: +2
    He's crude and sexist: -2
    You laugh: -5
    You laugh too much: -10
    She's not laughing: -15
    You laugh harder: -25

    8) DRIVING-
    You lose the directions on a trip: -4
    You lose the directions and end up getting lost: -10
    You end up getting lost in a bad part of town: -15
    You get lost in a bad part of town and meet the locals: -25
    She finds out you lied about having a black belt: -60

    When she wants to talk, you listen, displaying a concerned expression: +20
    When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes: +5
    You listen for more than 30 minutes, without looking at the television: +10
    She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep: -10

    Posted by GoodHuman in Women  ID#:630666
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    a girls act comes off just as easily as her makeup

    Posted by Actrinsic Aayush in Women  ID#:630402
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    Happy is the man, who won't attempt to understand.

    Posted by The_True_Me in Women  ID#:630190
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