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    845 users

    Copy from one, it's plagiarism; copy from many, it's research.

    - Wilson Mizner (1876-1933)
    More than 10 years ago by Sinetos  ID#:6083

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    Slogans for Women's T-shirts

    1. So many men, so few who can afford me.
    2. God made us sisters; Prozac made us friends.
    3. If they don't have chocolate in heaven, I ain't going.
    4. At my age, I've seen it all, done it all, heard it all...I just can't remember it all.
    5. My Mother is a travel agent for guilt trips.
    6. Princess, having had sufficient experience with princes, seeks
    frog.
    7. Coffee, chocolate, men . . . Some things are just better rich.
    8. Don't treat me any differently than you would the Queen.
    9. If you want breakfast in bed, sleep in the kitchen.
    10. Dinner Is ready when the smoke alarm goes off.
    11. It's hard to be nostalgic when you can't remember anything.
    12. I'm out of estrogen-and I have a gun.
    13. Guys have feelings too. But like...who cares?
    14. Next mood swing: 6 minutes.
    15. I hate everybody...and you're next.
    16. And your point is...?
    17. I used to be schizophrenic, but we're OK now.
    18. Warning: I have an attitude and I know how to use it.
    19. Of course I don't look busy...I did it right the first time.
    20. Do NOT start with me. You will NOT win.
    21. You have the right to remain silent, so please SHUT UP.
    22. All stressed out and no one to choke.
    23. I'm one of those bad things that happen to good people.
    24. How can I miss you if you won't go away?
    25. Sorry if I looked interested. I'm not.
    26. If we are what we eat, I'm fast, cheap and easy.
    27. Don't upset me! I'm running out of places to hide the bodies.

    - a blonde (me)
    More than 5 years ago by ILoveYou05  ID#:75786

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    A Favorite of
    658 users

    The trouble with real life is that there is no danger music.

    - from The Cable Guy
    More than 10 years ago by Donny  ID#:125

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    A Favorite of
    560 users

    If you can't take the heat, don't tickle the dragon.

    - Scott Fahlman
    More than 10 years ago by Anonymous  ID#:4397

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    526 users

    Your friendship means so much to me that...

    When you cry...
    I cry.
    When you laugh...
    I laugh.
    When you jump out a window...
    I laugh some more.

    - On a T-Shirt
    More than 5 years ago by Anonymous  ID#:10832

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    520 users

    Rehab Is for Quitters

    - Unknown
    More than 10 years ago by Anonymous  ID#:5028

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    518 users

    I am a bomb technician. If you see me running, try to keep up.

    - On the back of a t-shirt
    More than 10 years ago by Anonymous  ID#:5287

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    510 users

    God made Man before Woman because you always make the rough draft before the final masterpiece.

    - Tee-shirt
    More than 5 years ago by Anonymous  ID#:9715

  • 9

    A Favorite of
    464 users

    They call it "PMS" because "Mad Cow Disease" was already taken

    - Unknown
    More than 10 years ago by Anonymous  ID#:5039

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    454 users

    NyQuil: The stuffy, sneezy, why-the-hell-is-the-room-spinning medicine.

    - Unknown
    More than 10 years ago by Anonymous  ID#:5056
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