FUNNY THINGS TO DO AT WAL-MART
1)go into the dressing room and wait until someone goes into the one next to you ,and yell "Were outta toilet paper in here!!!"
2)take a piece of chocolate to the bathroom,go into a stall and rub it all over your hands.reach into the stall next to you and say "theres no toilet paper can you hand me some?"
3)stand at the service desk and wait until someone says "may i help you?".then pretend to cry and say "i wish you could!!"
4)ride a bike around the store and when people look at you tell them youre taking it for a test drive.
5)fall to the floor and pretend your having a fit,and when people stare, look at them like they are crazy and say "what are you looking at?"
6)when someone is watching take an item from the shelf and then put it back after you look at it for a few minutes.wait until they go to look at it then yell,"HEY THATS MINE!!"
7)when theres a long line at the bathrooms,walk right up and place yourself at the front of the line.
8)make sure someone else is in the aisle,and pick up a notebook.start to make amused faces.then start laughing your head off.hand them the notebook and say "you gotta read this book!!"
9)go up to someone who works there and ask where the milk is.when they tell you,go over to it,then come back and say "i asked where the shaving cream was" when they apologize and tell you,go there,then come back and say "i asked where the toothpaste was" and act frustrated.when they tell you,go there,come back,act more irritated,and keep asking for different items.
10)okay now ive got one for the people that work there.when someone comes up and asks where something is,tell them to take the elevator to the 13th floor,and its on aisle 6.i got this from someone who works at Office Depot.he did it to my mom,and she actually fell for it,and asked where the elevator was!!!!