Recent Highlights: Women Quotes

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    A Favorite of 4 users

    Women to me are an open book. Now if I could just figure out what all those words on the pages mean.

    A few days ago by Chris_Childs in Women  ID#:631205
  • 2

    A Favorite of 13 users

    People should be always careful of two persons. One who is totally dedicated to his family especially his wife and others who are completely addicted to the women in life.

    Posted by Anujsomany in Women  ID#:631044
  • 3

    A Favorite of 11 users

    The dirtiest minds amongst the adult males are perhaps the ones who back-up their support to the women, but back- out seeing when the men are in the same situation.

    Posted by Anujsomany in Women  ID#:630975
  • 4

    A Favorite of 10 users

    The Game of Romance: The scoring system


    1) SIMPLE DUTIES-
    You go out to buy her flowers: +5
    But return with beer: -5

    You check out a suspicious noise at night: 0
    You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing: 0
    You check out a suspicious noise and it's something: +5
    You pummel it with a six iron: +10
    It's her cat: -10


    2) SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS-
    You stay by her side the entire party: 0
    You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a drinking buddy: -2
    Named Tiffany: -4
    Tiffany is a dancer: -6
    Tiffany has implants: -8


    3) SATURDAY AFTERNOONS-
    You visit her parents: +1
    You visit her parents and actually make conversation: +3
    You visit her parents and stare vacantly at the television: -3
    And the television is off: -6
    You spend the afternoon watching college football in your shorts: -6
    And you didn't even go to college: -10
    And it's not really your shorts: -15


    4) HER BIRTHDAY-
    You take her out to dinner: 0
    You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar: +10
    Okay, it is a sports bar: -2
    And it's all-you-can-eat night: -3
    It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team: -10
    You give her a gift: 0
    You give her a gift, and it's a small appliance: -10
    You give her a gift, and it's not a small appliance: +1
    You give her a gift, and it isn't chocolate: +2
    You give her a gift that you'll be paying off for months: +30
    You wait until the last minute and buy her a gift that day: -10
    With her credit card: -30
    And whatever you bought is two sizes too big: -40


    5) THOUGHTFULNESS-
    You forget to pick her up at the bus station: -25
    Which is in Newark, New Jersey: -35
    And the pouring rain dissolves her leg cast: -50


    6) A NIGHT OUT WITH YOUR PALS-
    You have a few beers: -9
    For every beer after three, -2
    And miss curfew by an hour: -12
    You get home at 3 a.m.: -20
    You get home at 3 a.m. smelling of booze and cheap cigars: -30
    And not wearing any pants: -40
    Is that a tattoo? -200


    7) A NIGHT OUT, JUST THE TWO OF YOU-
    You go see a comic: +2
    He's crude and sexist: -2
    You laugh: -5
    You laugh too much: -10
    She's not laughing: -15
    You laugh harder: -25


    8) DRIVING-
    You lose the directions on a trip: -4
    You lose the directions and end up getting lost: -10
    You end up getting lost in a bad part of town: -15
    You get lost in a bad part of town and meet the locals: -25
    She finds out you lied about having a black belt: -60


    9) COMMUNICATION-
    When she wants to talk, you listen, displaying a concerned expression: +20
    When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes: +5
    You listen for more than 30 minutes, without looking at the television: +10
    She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep: -10

    Posted by GoodHuman in Women  ID#:630666
  • 5

    A Favorite of 12 users

    “How did you know that you were meant to be a healer?”
    “Because I kept falling in love with broken people.”
    “Then why are you alone?”
    “Because I’m broken too. I am falling in love with myself to get a taste of my own medicine.”

    Posted by GoodHuman in Women  ID#:629636
  • 6

    A Favorite of 11 users

    To all the women out there who LIVE, to WOMEN EMPOWERMENT.

    “Happy?”
    “Are you serious?!!”
    “That one has problems and is just trying to breathe!
    Just trying to find a motive to stay alive.
    Yeah! I guess you see her smile.
    But just look closer for once.
    Look into her eyes and search.
    If you search hard enough you’ll find it
    you’ll see it…just like I do.
    The panic and fear. The pain and hurt.
    She’s been trying so hard but I can see right through it.
    She’s just a ghost, alive.
    Trying to get from day to day.
    And I don’t know how she does it.
    How she survives.
    How she can’t just give up everything she is."
    And puts on a show
    Just to make people think, "She's FINE."

    Posted by GoodHuman in Women  ID#:629598
  • 7

    A Favorite of 12 users

    Confused and free,
    Like a winter tree
    She stood there parched in the cold
    Looking at the road.
    “Are you waiting for someone?”
    “Myself.”

    Posted by GoodHuman in Women  ID#:629560
  • 8

    A Favorite of 12 users

    Dedicated to all those ANONYMOUS FEMALE FIGHTERS, who make the world a better place to live in. Just to tell them that we really KNOW and respect you for that.

    If you really knew me, you’d know how much I’ve cried.
    You’d see how much I’ve kept built up inside.
    If you really knew me, you’d know all my fears.
    You’d know that I never had anyone to wipe away my tears.

    If you really knew me, you’d know how I really feel.
    You’d know that I can’t seem to let the old wounds heal.
    If you really knew me, then this you would know.
    You’d know that there have been nights I’ve come close to letting go.

    If you really knew me, you would look me in the eyes.
    You’d know how I really felt and would look past my lies.
    If you really knew me, you’d know what goes on behind closed doors.
    You’d know that I feel like in my world it doesn’t rain, it pours.

    If you really knew me, you’d know that in my world the glass is never half full.
    You’d know that sometimes I feel that I won’t be in this world for the long haul.
    If you really knew me, you’d find you really didn’t know me at all.
    You’d know about the countless hours I spent crying curled up in a ball.

    If you really knew me, you’d know the stories behind the scars on my arm.
    You’d know that I caused the majority of them, not wanting to cause anyone else harm.
    If you really knew me, you’d know that cutting was my escape.
    You’d know the cuts were deep not merely a scrape.

    The colorful bracelets I wear cover up the pain
    You’d know I’m covering all the times, I cut across the same vein.
    If you really knew me you’d know that hidden scars lie waiting below,
    You’d know it’s a burning shame which no one should know.

    If you really knew me you’d know I am strong because I am weak.
    You’d know that I have hit my lowest peak.
    If you really knew me, you’d know I am fighting my way back to the top.
    You’d know that there is no way I am letting this fight in me stop.

    If you really knew me you’d know I am fighting to stay strong.
    You’d know that I am no longer doing my body wrong.
    If you really knew me you’d know that I am in a better place.
    You’d know that my drive to get better is at a slow and steady pace.

    If you really knew me, you’d know I am no longer hiding behind the sorrow.
    You’d know I am living for a better tomorrow.
    If you really knew me, you would know I am in a better state of mind.
    You’d know I have left the old version of myself behind.

    "They might only have one match
    But they can make an explosion."

    Posted by GoodHuman in Women  ID#:629541
  • 9

    A Favorite of 12 users

    He: What are you writing?
    She: A FAIRYTALE.
    He: Why, they don’t read them anymore.
    She: I know. At least I can live it through my words.

    “Every girl deserves a fairy tale with her ‘prince charming’.”

    Posted by GoodHuman in Women  ID#:629502
  • 10

    A Favorite of 14 users

    She's the girl that believes that what comes around goes around. The one that hopes for a better day. The one that won't give up on anyone. She's the girl that's unlike the rest. The one that spent her days smiling, and her nights crying. She's the girl that would love to be a princess. The one that looks so damn strong, but feels so weak. She's the girl that picks herself up every time she falls. The girl who believes that people still are good at hurt (heart; giggles).

    Posted by GoodHuman in Women  ID#:629489
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