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    A Favorite of 3 users

    She lies awake unable to escape thoughts of the past and present her eyes began to fill. No one has ever seen her break down, no one knows she cries herself to sleep, no one knows her biggest fears in life. She has become a master of masking the deeps scars and pain from her past with fake laughter and forced smiles in the present, but the pain never goes away.

    A few days ago by WhanBamsports in Women  ID#:633417
  • 2

    A Favorite of 2 users

    Women were created from the rib of man to be beside him, not from his head to top him, nor from his feet to be trampled by him, but from under his arm to be protected by him, near to his heart to be loved by him.

    A few days ago by MirrorMirror in Women  ID#:633409
  • 3

    A Favorite of 12 users

    History seems to suggest blatantly that a man gains the level of wisdom in proportion to the height & length of own freedom from the bondage of a woman.

    Posted by Anujsomany in Women  ID#:632386
  • 4

    A Favorite of 2 users

    Boys play with kitty cats, men hunt for cougars.

    Posted by Anonymous in Women  ID#:631693
  • 5

    A Favorite of 2 users

    It's not the way you walk nor the way you talk. It's all in your smile which simply says, I've got this!

    Posted by Anonymous in Women  ID#:631570
  • 6

    A Favorite of 4 users

    Women to me are an open book. Now if I could just figure out what all those words on the pages mean.

    Posted by Chris_Childs in Women  ID#:631205
  • 7

    A Favorite of 13 users

    People should be always careful of two persons. One who is totally dedicated to his family especially his wife and others who are completely addicted to the women in life.

    Posted by Anujsomany in Women  ID#:631044
  • 8

    A Favorite of 11 users

    The dirtiest minds amongst the adult males are perhaps the ones who back-up their support to the women, but back- out seeing when the men are in the same situation.

    Posted by Anujsomany in Women  ID#:630975
  • 9

    A Favorite of 10 users

    The Game of Romance: The scoring system


    1) SIMPLE DUTIES-
    You go out to buy her flowers: +5
    But return with beer: -5

    You check out a suspicious noise at night: 0
    You check out a suspicious noise and it's nothing: 0
    You check out a suspicious noise and it's something: +5
    You pummel it with a six iron: +10
    It's her cat: -10


    2) SOCIAL ENGAGEMENTS-
    You stay by her side the entire party: 0
    You stay by her side for a while, then leave to chat with a drinking buddy: -2
    Named Tiffany: -4
    Tiffany is a dancer: -6
    Tiffany has implants: -8


    3) SATURDAY AFTERNOONS-
    You visit her parents: +1
    You visit her parents and actually make conversation: +3
    You visit her parents and stare vacantly at the television: -3
    And the television is off: -6
    You spend the afternoon watching college football in your shorts: -6
    And you didn't even go to college: -10
    And it's not really your shorts: -15


    4) HER BIRTHDAY-
    You take her out to dinner: 0
    You take her out to dinner and it's not a sports bar: +10
    Okay, it is a sports bar: -2
    And it's all-you-can-eat night: -3
    It's a sports bar, it's all-you-can-eat night, and your face is painted the colors of your favorite team: -10
    You give her a gift: 0
    You give her a gift, and it's a small appliance: -10
    You give her a gift, and it's not a small appliance: +1
    You give her a gift, and it isn't chocolate: +2
    You give her a gift that you'll be paying off for months: +30
    You wait until the last minute and buy her a gift that day: -10
    With her credit card: -30
    And whatever you bought is two sizes too big: -40


    5) THOUGHTFULNESS-
    You forget to pick her up at the bus station: -25
    Which is in Newark, New Jersey: -35
    And the pouring rain dissolves her leg cast: -50


    6) A NIGHT OUT WITH YOUR PALS-
    You have a few beers: -9
    For every beer after three, -2
    And miss curfew by an hour: -12
    You get home at 3 a.m.: -20
    You get home at 3 a.m. smelling of booze and cheap cigars: -30
    And not wearing any pants: -40
    Is that a tattoo? -200


    7) A NIGHT OUT, JUST THE TWO OF YOU-
    You go see a comic: +2
    He's crude and sexist: -2
    You laugh: -5
    You laugh too much: -10
    She's not laughing: -15
    You laugh harder: -25


    8) DRIVING-
    You lose the directions on a trip: -4
    You lose the directions and end up getting lost: -10
    You end up getting lost in a bad part of town: -15
    You get lost in a bad part of town and meet the locals: -25
    She finds out you lied about having a black belt: -60


    9) COMMUNICATION-
    When she wants to talk, you listen, displaying a concerned expression: +20
    When she wants to talk, you listen, for over 30 minutes: +5
    You listen for more than 30 minutes, without looking at the television: +10
    She realizes this is because you've fallen asleep: -10

    Posted by GoodHuman in Women  ID#:630666
  • 10

    A Favorite of 12 users

    “How did you know that you were meant to be a healer?”
    “Because I kept falling in love with broken people.”
    “Then why are you alone?”
    “Because I’m broken too. I am falling in love with myself to get a taste of my own medicine.”

    Posted by GoodHuman in Women  ID#:629636
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