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Dreaminglifeaway Dear Shakespeare,
Poetic talent is easy to fake when thy sentence doth no freaking sense make.
Sincerely, unconvinced English student
2/23/2011 11:30:43 PM
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Dreaminglifeaway Dear humans,
I will take you to bed and will have my way with you. I will make you ache and sweat till you moan. I will exhaust you till you are begging me to stop.
Sincerely, the flu.
2/23/2011 11:35:18 PM
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Dreaminglifeaway Dear Halloween costumes,
Yeah, we wish the uniforms were that hot.
Sincerely, Catholic school girls.
FML
2/23/2011 11:38:52 PM
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Dreaminglifeaway Dear world,
Spoiler alert: the main character dies.
Sincerely, The Bible
2/23/2011 11:42:49 PM
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Azzeleon bored? ;P 2/24/2011 8:46:47 AM
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Dreaminglifeaway Yes I was. 2/24/2011 12:28:08 PM
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Azzeleon got some more funny stuff to read? ;) 2/24/2011 12:38:16 PM
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Dreaminglifeaway Yes I do 2/24/2011 12:57:10 PM
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Azzeleon post plz :D 2/24/2011 12:59:01 PM
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Dreaminglifeaway Dear British student,
You need a what?!
Sincerely, rubber does not mean eraser
2/24/2011 12:59:13 PM
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Dreaminglifeaway Dear Internet,
Please stop distracting me. I have an essay due tomorrow that I haven't even... ooh! notification!
Sincerely, failing English already.
2/24/2011 12:59:45 PM
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