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*******The Top Ten Men!!********
1. The Doctor because he says,"Take off
your clothes"
2. The Dentist because he says,"Open Wide"
3. The hairdresser because he says,"Do you
want it teased or blown"
4. The Milkman because he says,"Do you
want it in front or in back?"
5. The Interior Decorator because he
says,"Once you have it all in, you'll love it."
6. The Banker because he says,"If you take
it out too soon, you'll lose interest"
7. The Police Officer because he
says,"Spread 'em"
8. The Mailman because he always delivers
his package.
9. The Pilot because he takes off fast and
then slows down.
10. The Hunter because he always goes deep
in the bush, shoots twice

Posted by TallGal005  ID#:14862

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