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COW ECONOMICS

TRADITIONAL ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You sell one and buy a bull. Your herd multiplies and the economy grows. You retire on the income.

AMERICAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You sell one and force the other to produce the milk of four cows. You profess surprise when the cow drops dead.

FRENCH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
You go on a strike because you want three cows.

GERMAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You reengineer them so that they live for 100 years, eat once a month and milk themselves.

BRITISH ECONOMICS
You have two cows.
They are both MAD COWS.

ITALIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You don't know where they are. You break for lunch.

SWISS ECONOMICS
you have 5000 cows, none of which belong to you. You charge the others for storing them.

JAPANESE ECONOMICS
you have two cows. You redesign them so they are one tenth of an ordinary cow and produce twenty times the milk.

RUSSIAN ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You count them and learn that you have five cows. You count them again and learned that you have 42 cows. You count them again and learn that you have 17 cows. You give up counting and open another bottle of Vodka.

CHINESE ECONOMICS
You have two cows. You have 300 people milking them. You claim full employment and arrest anyone reporting the actual numbers.

Posted by unluckygirl  ID#:181439

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