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Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, You're next. They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

Old aunts used to come up to me at weddings, poke me in the ribs and cackle, telling me, "You're next." They stopped after I started doing the same thing to them at funerals.

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i did that.. [[i got in trouble]]
ITS BY DEMETRI MARTIN<<333333

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