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How do you kill a blue elephant?





Shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a red elephant?





Strangle it till it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a green elephant?





Tell it a dirty joke until it blushes and turns red, then strangle it until it turns blue, then shoot it with a blue elephant gun.

How do you kill a yellow elephant?





What are you talking about? Yellow elephants don't exist!

More than a year ago by Maverick_13  ID#:229922

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