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A mother passing by her daughter's bedroom was astonished to see the bed was nicely made and everything was picked up. Then she saw an envelope propped up prominently on the center of the bed. It was addressed, "Mom." With the worst premonition, she opened the envelope and read the letter with trembling hands:

Dear Mom: It is with great regret and sorrow that I'm writing you. I had to elope with my new boyfriend because I wanted to avoid a scene with Dad and you. I've been finding real passion with Ahmed and he is so nice-even with all his piercings, tattoos, beard, and his motorcycle clothes. But it's not only the passion Mom, I'm pregnant and Ahmed said that we will be very happy. He already owns a trailer in the woods and has a stack of firewood for the whole winter. He wants to have many more children with me and that's now one of my dreams too. Ahmed taught me that marijuana doesn't really hurt anyone and we'll be growing it for us and trading it with his friends for all the cocaine and ecstasy we want. In the meantime, we'll pray that science will find a cure for AIDS so Ahmed can get better; he sure deserves it!! Don't worry Mom, I'm 15 years old now and I know how to take care of myself. Someday I'm sure we'll be back to visit so you can get to know your grand children.

Your daughter, Judith

PS: Mom, none of the above is true. I'm over at the neighbor's house. I just wanted to remind you that there are worse things in life than my report card that's in my desk center drawer. I love you! Call when it is safe for me to come home.

Posted by Girl of the Heart  ID#:22993

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I like the quote! my mom always freaks out about the little stuff and I could see my self writing her a letter like this so she would quite sweating the easy stuff. They don't realize how much they sweat it. I believe a bad report card is better then being pregnat and married. I know I would be dead either way but come on which way is worst.


So everyone needs to remeber not to sweat the easy stuff because it could be much worst
i think this quote should be emailed to all mothers who think that failing a test is a crisis. this reminds people that a bad grade can be made up for but having a child is a thing that's not erasable!
hahaha this quote made me laugh and made my day! its awesome.my dad or mom would kill me if i wrote sumthing like that.
whoever wroth this deserves a medal its nothing short of pure genius
I like this one it is HILARIOUS
Well after reading this quote I tryed all day to convince my self that we are not ALL stupid ..
then.. of corce I happen to be shopping and came across a "Puma" shoe box and in the corner it read "This product contains 2" ... its like.. Really??? NAH im paying 60$ for just ONE shoe .-.

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