There's a teacher in a small Texas town. She asks her class how many of them are 'Bush Fans'.
Not really knowing what a 'Bush Fan' is, but wanting to be liked by the teacher, all the children raise their hands except one boy, Johnny.
The teacher asks Johhny why he has decided to be different.
Johnny says "I'm not a Bush Fan."
The teacher says, "Why aren't you a Bush Fan?"
Johnny says "I'm a Kerry fan."
The teacher then asks why he's a Kerry Fan. The boy replies, "well my mum's a Kerry fan and my dad is a Kerry fan...so i'm a Kerry fan."
The teacher is irritated by this, so she says "What if your mum was a moron and your dad was an idiot? What would that make you?"
Johnny says "That would make me a Bush Fan!"