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One bright morning...
in the middle of the night,
two dead boys came out to fight.
they stood back to back
and faced each other
drew their swords
and shot eachother.
the deaf policeman heard the noise
and came to kill
those two dead boys.
If u dont believe my story
its true ask the blind man he saw it too!

Posted by xo nicole 824 ox in Stupid  ID#:26523

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This Nicole did NOT write this! It's a really old rhyme. I should know, me and my mum used to say it together when i was like 4 or something. And my mother's name is NOT NICOLE!!!!!!!!!!!!

Sorry, just had to let that out.

Nicole, there is a difference between posting stuff and making it up.

first and foremost, this is an OLD camp story, told back in the late 60s...

anyways, this is how it really went

One bright day
in the middle of the night
two dead boys got up to fight
back to back they faced eachother
took out their swords and shot eachother
when the deaf policeman heard the noise
he came and killed those two dead boys
If you dont belive my story is true,
ask the blind man, he saw it too!

Ok first of all... you didn't make it up and second of all you completely butchered how it is supposed to be... it correctly goes:

One bright day in the middle of the night,
Two dead boys came out to fight,
Back to back they faced each other,
Drew their swords and shot each other,
A deaf policeman heard the noise,
Came and shot those two dead boys,
How do you know this lie is true,
Ask the blind man he saw it too!!


and that is the correct way it goes... see it rhymes... next time get it right!!!
You did not make this up because I have heard it many times before. You should get your facts straight!!!
You did not make this up because I have heard it many times before. You should get your facts straight!!!

the version i heard was:

One Dark Night
The Sun was Shining bright
Two dead boy got up to fight
Back to Back they faced each other
Drew their swords and shot each other
One deaf cop heard the noise
And Shot the two dead boys
If you don't believe this lie it true,
Ask the blind man, he saw it too.
if u haven't noticed we all know your a lier! and there is a band, The Chariot that has a CD and each line is the name of mne of their songs!

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