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mercedes benz designd a featur whr da car auto repositionz its seats towards a best positn 4 an airbag 2 hug u wen crashng... The new generatn line of VW's seatbelts make sure u dnt get cut wen they holdin u in whle u crashing... So car manufactrz r tryn vry hard 2 make crashing a bit comfortable! Soon we wil b crashing in class & style.

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