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In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
(Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
(the shoplifter special)?

On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
(and that would be how???....)

On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
(but, it's "just" a suggestion).

On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
(well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
(...and you thought????...)

On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
(but wouldn't this save me more time)?

On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
(We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
(and...I'm taking this because???....)

On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
(as opposed to...what)?

On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
(now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
(Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
(I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
(Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

Posted by get_ova_me in Humor  ID#:34850

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im so proud i have a qoute in honor of me! i dunno who to fank first though i spose i owe a lot of my stupidness to my hair colour(i'll let u guess it)and to my friends. thank you! (bow) :D truely gr8 quote though!
omg i freaking love this quote. . . i practically pee my pant every time i read it. . . lmao
really enjoyed reading this. =D

hahahahahah this is about the best quote i've ever read...
keep up with good quotes!

On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
(talk about a news flash)

...You idiot, peanuts are not nuts. The warning is there to warn people who have nut allergies that it may containt traces of nuts. Peanut allergies and nut allergies are two completely different things. A peanut is a legume.
On a water fountain in Washington D.C. "Press button, wait for water"
Believe me or not, the warning is there because of a guy, who actually got his body parts damaged. The sued the manufacturer as the instructions in fact did not warn correspondingly. Thus, the warning!
OK first of all the people who put the warnings on there are smart. The people who made them put those things on there are the stupid ones.
And FYI they put that on their so IF people do that, they don't get sued. DUH
Good idea

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