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What Spongebob should be thinking in REALITY:

"My life sucks. My best friend is a retard. I can only get a job at a fast food place and my boss never pays me. My neighbor hates my ass. I can't get out of town since I am very stupid and can't get my own driver's license. And the worst part is, I live in a pineapple under the sea."

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