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I can only please one person per day. Today isn't your day...and tomorrow don't look good either.

I can only please one person per day. Today isn't your day...and tomorrow don't look good either.

Posted by Anonymous  ID#:4831

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That is off of a t-shirt
dude.. seriously?

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