WHAT WOMEN KNOW ABOUT MEN...
1. What is the thinnest book in the World? What Men Know About Women
2. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One... men will screw anything
3. How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner
4. What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are empty from the neck up
5. How can you tell if a man is happy?
6. How are men and parking spaces alike?
All the good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped
7. What is a man's idea of helping with housework?
Lifting his legs when you vacuum