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1. What is the thinnest book in the World? What Men Know About Women

2. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
One... men will screw anything

3. How does a man take a bubble bath?
He eats beans for dinner

4. What do men and beer bottles have in common?
They are empty from the neck up

5. How can you tell if a man is happy?
Who cares???

6. How are men and parking spaces alike?
All the good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped

7. What is a man's idea of helping with housework?
Lifting his legs when you vacuum

Posted by pencil_drop in Men  ID#:53645

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