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This just in: Larry LaPrise, who wrote the famous song "The Hokey Pokey" died this week. As to be expected, the funeral was a very emotional and difficult time for the family. However, in this case, it was strange too. You see, they couldn't ever close the casket because whenever they would put his right leg in, it would pop right back out, and well, you know the rest of it!