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THINGS TO DO AT WALMART WHILE YOUR SPOUSE IS TAKING HIS/HER SWEET TIME....

*Get boxes of condoms and randomly put them in people's carts when they aren't looking.

*Set all alarm clocks to go off at 10 minute intervals

*Make a trail of orange juice on the floor to the rest rooms.

*Walk up to an employee and tell him/her in an offical tone, "I think we have a code 3 in housewares," and see what happens

*Put M&M's on lay way

*Move caution wet floor signs to carpet areas.

*Set up a tent in the camping department , tell others you'll only invite them in if they bring pillows form the bedding department.

*When someone asks if they can help you, begin to cry and ask, "Why won't you people leave me alone."

*Look right into the video camera and use it as a mirror while you pick your nose.

*Dart around suspiciously while humming the theme to Mission Impossible.

*Hide in the clothing racks and when people browse through whisper "Pick me, Pick me!!!!"

*When an annoucement comes over the loud speaker assume the fetal position and scream "No! No! It's not those voices again."

*Go into the fitting room and yell real loud...."Hey we're out of toilet paper in here!"

Posted by oneluckystar in Things To Do  ID#:33555

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