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9 Things I Hate About Everyone

1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

Posted by chickaroo_3 in Humor  ID#:36613

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i agree with some of this, but at the same time alot of it kinda ticks me off...
ok you took this from many different quotes, you my friend are a complete deuschbag whoever you are... sorry.

I just couldn't let it lie. I feel this amount of misdirected venom needs a little counterbalancing. What's needed is a little more understanding I reckon.

1 People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

If you don't point at an imaginary watch when asking for the time a lot of people will ask you for a clarification of what you just asked them or at least ask you to repeat yourself. Try it and see. You will find a larger proportion of people answer you straight away without confusion if you point at an imaginary watch.

2 People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

But you miss the point that if you find the remote you only need to get off your a** once. Unlike the person who doesn't bother to find the remote who will have to get up everytime they want to change the TV channel.

3 When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

Again I fear that you have slightly misunderstood. The saying is actually about choice and the nature of greed. Once you have eaten your cake you no longer 'have' it because it is has been eaten and destroyed so either you have it (whole and uneaten) or you eat it (and it no longer exists for you to 'have'). To want both states simultaneously is a fallacy born out of greed.

4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

I have to agree with you here.

5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

I think that you will find that they are drawing your attention to a specific event during the film. Read as "Did you just notice the same significant event as me?". It should be taken as a compliment that they wish to share this with you.

6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

Fair point. Although the point of this is for the questioner to assess the receptiveness of the interviewee to a further question more pertinent to the subject at heart.

7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

I think you are mistaking 'New' with 'Original'. I'm pretty sure shoes existed before I went and bought myself a new pair last week.

8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

Again I think you miss the point of what is being said. 'Life is Short' is a statement to do with time and time is relative. It is often intended as a reminder to spur you into an activity or at least not to waste the time you have in your life. After all if you compare the length of an average persons life to the length of human history or to the age of the universe then you will soon notice that we are here for a very short time indeed.

9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

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wowwieee okayy then its obvious uve got some anger issues here... uve gotta chill mann everyones not as perfect as u... (if UR what they call perfect...)
This is funny. I liked it alot. Thanks for posting.
this was really funny.. i espically liked the one a the movies....
Okay, so for number two:

you'll want to find the remote to switch channels, instead of getting up everytime you stopped watching something, also to change the vol.

And six,

Maybe they're trying to change the mood to a more serious place, if you shared a joke just before, and they are about to ask you something serious.
omg i love this!!!
i think its "looks new but improved"
so to make it sound better they used
new & improved ..........
im new to the site .......
People, please get over yourselves. This quote is probably one of the funniest jokes on here, especially the first one! LMAO!

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