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    if you notice this notice then you will notice this notice isn't worth noticing.

    Posted by LittleSteph in Fun Phrases  ID#:60056
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    It is difficult to be stupid... competition is huge...

    Posted by 1niceguy in Fun Phrases  ID#:94756
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    ??Dear Noah,
    We could have sworn you said the ark wasn't leaving till 5.
    Sincerely, Unicorns

    Dear Twilight fans,
    Please realize that because vampires are dead and have no blood pumping
    through them, they can never get an erection.
    Enjoy fantasizing about that.
    Sincerely, Logic

    Dear Icebergs,
    Sorry to hear about the global warming. Karma's a b**ch.
    Sincerely, The Titanic

    Dear J.K. Rowling,
    Your books are entirely unrealistic. I mean, a ginger kid with two
    Sincerely, Anonymous

    Dear Boyfriend,
    I can make your girlfriend scream louder than you can.
    Sincerely, Spiders

    Dear Yahoo,
    I've never heard anyone say, "I don't know, let's Yahoo! it..." just
    Sincerely, Google

    Dear girls who have been dumped,
    There are plenty of fish in the sea... Just kidding! They're all dead.
    Sincerely, BP

    Dear 2010,
    So I hear the best rapper is white and the president is black? WTF
    Sincerely, 1985

    Dear Rose,
    There was definitely room on that raft for the both of us.
    Sincerely, Jack

    Dear Windshield Wipers,
    Can't touch this.
    Sincerely, That Little Triangle

    Dear Rubik's Cube,
    Sincerely, Colorblind

    Dear Santa,
    Please tell me how you managed to stop at three Ho's.
    Sincerely, Tiger Woods

    Dear Boys Wearing Skinny Jeans,
    I. Can't. Breathe.
    Sincerely, Your Balls

    Dear Martin Luther King Jr.,
    I have a dream within a dream within a dream within another dream...
    What now?
    Sincerely, Leonardo DiCaprio

    Dear Romeo,
    My death isn't the only thing I've been faking...
    Sincerely, Juliet....

    Posted by sharitheeawesome in Fun Phrases  ID#:394277
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    Don't drink and drive--smoke and fly

    Posted by Anonymous in Fun Phrases  ID#:5798
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    I like breathing, it's a sort of habit I have!

    Posted by Laurz* in Fun Phrases  ID#:31329
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    Posted by sweetthang in Fun Phrases  ID#:34413
  • 117

    A Favorite of 357 users

    LISTEN and SILENT are spelled with the same letters.

    Posted by Katherine_:) in Fun Phrases  ID#:149132
  • 118

    A Favorite of 352 users

    "FAT FREE" means eat the whole bag.

    Posted by Anonymous in Fun Phrases  ID#:6155
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    When someone says they love you ALOT this is what they mean by ALOT...
    Alot is more then the amount of stars in the sky...
    More then the amount of drops of water in the ocean...
    More then the amount of lip gloss i put on in one day...
    More then the amount of money on earth...
    More then the number of humans on earth...
    More then infinity...
    You get the picture..
    Alot is ALOT... it's its own quantity... So if someone loves you alot... never let them go...

    Posted by shortsweetnsexy1324 in Fun Phrases  ID#:37991
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    "The problem with the designated driver program is it's not a desirable job. But if you ever get sucked into doing it, have fun with it. At the end of the night, drop them off at the wrong house."

    "Relationships are hard. It's like a full time job, and we should treat it like one. If your boyfriend or girlfriend wants to leave you, they should give you two weeks' notice. There should be severance pay, and before they leave you, they should have to find you a temp."

    "A study in the Washington Post says that women have better verbal skills than men. I just want to say to the authors of that study: -- -- Duh." ---

    "Why does Sea World have a seafood restaurant?? I'm halfway through my fish burger and I realize, oh my God.... I could be eating a slow learner."

    "The day I worry about cleaning my house is the day Sears comes out with a riding vacuum cleaner."

    "I think that's how Chicago got started. A bunch of people in New York said, 'Gee, I'm enjoying the crime and the poverty, but it just isn't cold enough. Let's go west.'"

    "Sometimes I think war is God's way of teaching us geography."

    "My parents didn't want to move to Florida, but they turned sixty, and that's the law."

    "In elementary school, in case of fire you have to line up quietly in a single file line from smallest to tallest. What is the logic? Do tall people burn slower?"

    "Suppose you were an idiot... And suppose you were a member of Congress...But I repeat myself."

    "Our bombs are smarter than the average high school student. At least they can find Kuwait."

    "We have women in the military, but we don't put them in the front lines. We don't know if they can fight or if they can kill. I think they can. All the general has to do is walk over to the women and say, 'You see the enemy over there? They say you look fat in those uniforms."

    Posted by Sum_Random in Fun Phrases  ID#:85222

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