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  • 161

    A Favorite of 1560 users

    Each morning when I open my eyes I say to myself: I, not events, have the power to make me happy or unhappy today. I can choose which it shall be. Yesterday is dead, tomorrow hasn't arrived yet. I have just one day, today, and I'm going to be happy in it.

    Posted by Sinetos in Happiness  ID#:6600
  • 162

    A Favorite of 1557 users

    I think that the only reason people hold onto memories so tight is because memories are the only things that dont change; when everybody else does.

    Posted by rock_on in Life  ID#:36173
  • 163

    A Favorite of 1550 users

    The greatest pleasure in life is doing what people say you cannot do.

    Posted by Fated-Shadows in Inspirational  ID#:17615
  • 164

    A Favorite of 1541 users

    The longer the explanation, the bigger the lie.

    Posted by Apollo in Wisdom  ID#:13740
  • 165

    A Favorite of 1525 users

    Love is a slow kiss goodnight, It's anticipation.
    Love is flirting ourtageously and still remembering that the person at your side is not obligated to do anything, It's respect.
    Love is an imperfection in your self not bothering you, it's acceptance.
    Love is passing up an opportunity because the time isn't right yet, It's patience.
    Love is a back massage that starts above the hairline and ends around the insoles, it's exploration.
    Love doesn not have to say, "lets make love," because you know what the other person wants, it understands.
    Love is being given an honest chance to say no when you thought you were committed, it's consideration.
    Love is both of you remembering protection, it's responsibility.
    Love is saying the perfect phrase to make a solemn embrace dissolve into giggles, it's humor.
    Love is being told "stop and i'll kill you." It's desire.
    Love is reviewing the damge to your living room and realizing personal effects are strewn in a clockwise pattern from the front door the to bedroom, it's abandonment.
    Love is seeing what your love really looks like for the first time, it's truth.
    Love is knowing what time it is and not caring, it's joy.
    Love is the arms around you tightening their embrace, it's ecstacy.
    Love is seeing a new side of a person you thought you knew, it's renewal.
    Love is telling a person if you have to leave, you will let them sleep, and being told they would rathr be woken, it's tenderness.
    Love is waking up to find the subject of the dream you were having asleep on your shoulder, it's where fantasy meets reality.
    Love is being there to wake your lover slowly, it's sensuousness.
    Love belatedly knows why you bothered to buy a queen-sized bed three years ago, it's practicality.
    Love is two people only taking up a third of a queen-sized bed, it's closeness.
    Love knows you gave the extra set of keys to your apartment to the right person, its trust.
    Love is saying good-bye and knowing you will be back by mutual consent, its faith.
    Love is stretching your arms and discovering the real meaning of the word "sore" it's a lesson in human frailty.
    Love is opening your medicine cabinet finding your tube of toothpaste turned into a prezel, it's adaptation.
    Love is sitting at the window, looking out and remembering who you were with the night before, it's reflection.
    Love is hearing the weather forecast for a winter storm and wishing you could spend it in bed with your lover, it's loneliness.
    Love is stories that will never be told, it's personal.

    Posted by Anonymous in Love  ID#:11040
  • 166

    A Favorite of 1521 users

    Be more concerned with your character than your reputation, because your character is what you really are, while your reputation is merely what others think you are.

    Posted by rainflower in Wisdom  ID#:19587
  • 167

    A Favorite of 1519 users


    A teacher asks her class, "If there are 5 birds sitting on a fence and you shoot one of them, how many will be left ?" She calls on little TONY.

    He replies, "None, they will all fly away with the first gunshot."

    The teacher replies, "The correct answer is 4, but I like your thinking."

    Then little TONY says, "I have a question for YOU."

    "There are 3 women sitting on a bench having ice cream: One is delicately licking the sides of the triple scoop of ice cream. The second is gobbling down the top and sucking the cone. The third is biting off the top of the ice cream. Which one is married ?"

    The teacher, blushing a great deal, replied, "Well, I suppose the one that's gobbled down the top and sucked the cone."

    To which Little TONY replied, "The correct answer is 'the one with the wedding ring on'," but I like your thinking."


    Little TONY returns from school and says he got an F in arithmetic.

    "Why?" asks the father.

    "The teacher asked, 'How much is 2x3,' " I said "6", replies TONY.

    "But that's right !" says his dad.

    "Yeah, but then she asked me "How much is 3x2 ?"

    "What's the f ** king difference ?" asks the father.

    "That's what I said !"


    Little TONY goes to school, and the teacher says, "Today we are going to learn multi-syllable words, class. Does anybody have an example of a multi-syllable word ?"

    Little TONY says, "Mas-tur-bate."

    Miss Rogers smiles and says, "Wow, little TONY, that's a mouthful."

    Little TONY says, "No, Miss Rogers, you're thinking of a blowjob."


    Little TONY was sitting in class one day. All of a sudden, he needed to go to the bathroom. He yelled out, "Miss Jones, I need to take a piss !!"

    The teacher replied, 'Now, TONY, that is NOT the proper word to use in this situation. The correct word you want to use is 'urinate.'

    Please use the word 'ur-i-nate' in a sentence correctly, and I will allow you to go."

    Little TONY, thinks for a bit, and then says, "You're an eight, but if you had bigger tits, you'd be a TEN !"


    One day, during lessons on proper grammar, the teacher asked for a show of hands from those who could use the word "beautiful" in the same sentence twice.

    First, she called on little Suzie, who responded with, "My father bought my mother a beautiful dress and she looked beautiful in it."

    "Very good, Suzie," replied the teacher. She then called on little Michael.

    "My mommy planned a beautiful banquet and it turned out beautifully."

    She said, "Excellent, Michael !"
    Then the teacher reluctantly called on little TONY.

    "Last night at the dinner table, my sister told my father that she was pregnant, and he said, 'Beautiful, just f ** king beautiful !'"


    Little TONY was sitting on a park bench munching on one candy bar after another.

    After the 6th one a man on the bench across from him said, "Son, you know eating all that candy isn't good for you. It will give you acne, rot your teeth, and make you fat."

    Little TONY replied, "My grandfather lived to be 107 years old."

    The man asked, "Did your grandfather eat 6 candy bars at a time ?"

    Little TONY answered, "No, he minded his own f ** king business."

    I LOVE Little Tony !!!!!

    Posted by crazyasian_luv in Humor  ID#:95502
  • 168

    A Favorite of 1516 users

    I really think there's a reason that I like him so much. Like something is telling me not to let him go. Every time I follow my heart... it leads me to him. I mean... what other explanation is there. Why is it that he is all I can think about? Why is it that no matter how upset I am... I see him and I can't help but smile? Why is it that when he smiles at me... I get that feeling in my stomach? And even when he'd broken my heart, and hurt me as much as anyone could ever hurt me... when he lied to me... and I hated him... why then did I still feel those same feelings? Answer me that, and then I'll tell you why I let him hurt me so much.

    Posted by RoushChic04 in Love  ID#:8759
  • 169

    A Favorite of 1516 users

    On the first day God created the dog. God said, "Sit all day by the door of your house and bark at anyone who comes in or walks past. I will give you a life span of twenty years." The dog said, "That's too long to be barking. Give me ten years and I'll give you back the other ten."
    So God agreed.

    On the second day God created the monkey. God said, "Entertain people, do monkey tricks and make them laugh. I'll give you a twenty-year life span." The monkey said, "Monkey tricks for twenty years? I don't think so. Dog gave you back ten, so that's what I'll do too, okay?"
    And God agreed.

    On the third day God created the cow. "You must go to the field with the farmer all day long and suffer under the sun, have calves, and give milk to support the farmer. I will give you a life span of sixty years."
    The cow said, "That's kind of a tough life you want me to live for sixty years. Let me have twenty and I'll give back the other forty."
    And God agreed again.

    On the fourth day God created man. God said, "Eat, sleep, play, marry and enjoy your life. I'll give you twenty years."
    Man said, "What? Only twenty years? Tell you what, I'll take my twenty, and the forty the cow gave back, and the ten the monkey gave back, and the ten the dog gave back, that makes eighty, okay?"

    Okay," said God, "You've got a deal."

    So that is why the first twenty years we eat, sleep, play, and enjoy ourselves; the next forty years we slave in the sun to support our family; the next ten years we do monkey tricks to entertain the grandchildren; and the last ten years we sit on the front porch and bark at everyone.

    Life has now been explained to you.

    Posted by luvs2shopalot in Life  ID#:40501
  • 170

    A Favorite of 1516 users

    15 things you probably never knew or thought about....

    1. At least five people in this world love you so much they would die for you.
    2. At least fifteen people in this world love you in some way.
    3. The only reason anyones would ever hate you is because they want to be just like you.
    4. A smile from you can bring happiness to anyone, even if they don't like you.
    5. Every night, someone thinks about you before they go to sleep.
    6. You mean the world to someone.
    7. If not for you, someone may not be living.
    8. You are special and unique.
    9. Someone that you don't even know exists loves you.
    10. When you make the biggest mistake ever, something good comes from it.
    11. When you think the world has turned its back on you, take a look: you most likely turned your back on the world.
    12. When you think you have no chance of getting what you want, you probably won't get it, but if you believe in yourself, probably, sooner or later, you will get it.
    13. Always remember the compliments you recieved. Forget the rude remarks.
    14. Always tell soemone how you feel about them; you will feel much better when they know.
    15. If you have a great friend, take the time to let them know that they are great.

    Posted by skate_n_cheer in Life  ID#:45362

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