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    A Favorite of 205 users

    A Woman's Vocabulary, Keywords and Meanings (as taken from an interview with a woman)

    This is the word we use at the end of any argument in which we feel we are right, but need to shut you up. NEVER use 'Fine' to describe how a woman looks. This will cause you to have one of those arguments.

    This is half an hour. It is equivalent to the five minutes that your football game is going to last before you take out the trash, so I feel that it's an even trade.

    This means something and you should be on your toes. "Nothing" is usually used to describe the feeling a woman has of wanting to turn you inside out, upside down, and backwards. "Nothing" usually signifies an argument that will last "Five Minutes" and end with the word "Fine".

    GO AHEAD (with raised eyebrows)
    This is a dare. One that will result in a woman getting upset over "Nothing" and will end with the word "Fine".

    GO AHEAD (normal eyebrows)
    This means "I give up" or "do what you want because I don't care". You will get a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead" in just a few minutes, followed by "Nothing" and "Fine" and she will talk to you in about "Five Minutes" when she cools off.

    This is not actually a word, but is still often a verbal statement very misunderstood by men. A "Loud Sigh" means she thinks you are an idiot at that moment and wonders why she is wasting her time standing here and arguing with you over "Nothing".

    Again, not a word, but a verbal statement. "Soft Sighs" are one of the few things that some men actually understand. She is content. Your best bet is to not move or breathe and she will stay content.

    This word followed by any statement is trouble.
    Example; "Oh, let me get that". Or, "Oh, I talked to him about what you were doing last night". If she says "Oh" before a statement, run, do not walk, to the nearest exit. She will tell you that she is "Fine" when she is done tossing your clothes out the window, but do not expect her to talk to you for at least 2 days. "Oh" as the lead-in to a sentence usually signifies that you are caught in a lie. Do not try to lie more to get out of it, or you will get raised eyebrows and a "Go ahead," followed by acts so unspeakable that I can't bring myself to write about them.

    This is one of the most dangerous statements that a woman can say to a man. "That's Okay" means that she wants to think long and hard before visiting on you major retribution and tribulations for what ever it is that you have done. "That's Okay" is often used with the word "Fine" and used in conjunction with a raised eyebrow "Go Ahead". At some point in the near future when she has plotted and planned, you are going to be in some mighty big trouble.

    This is not a statement, it is an offer. A woman is giving you the chance to come up with whatever excuse or reason you have for doing whatever it is that you have done. You have a fair chance to tell the truth, so be careful and you shouldn't get a "That's Okay".

    A woman is thanking you. Do not faint, just say you're welcome.

    This is much different than "Thanks". A woman will say, "Thanks A Lot" when she is really ticked off at you. It signifies that you have hurt her in some callous way, and will be followed by the "Loud Sigh". Be careful not to ask what is wrong after the "Loud Sigh", as she will only tell you "Nothing".

    Posted by ILoveYou05 in Women  ID#:75790
  • 22

    A Favorite of 201 users

    cute enough 2 make u look twice, sweet enough but not always nice, a little crazy but not too wild, the kind of girl who'll make you smile

    Posted by froggiestruluv16 in Women  ID#:62369
  • 23

    A Favorite of 195 users

    Dear Lord,

    So far today, am I doing alright.

    I have not gossiped, lost my temper, been greedy, grumpy, nasty, selfish, or self-indulgent. I have not whined, complained, cursed, or eaten any chocolate. I have charged nothing on my credit card.

    But I will be getting out of bed in a minute, and I think that I will really need your help then.

    Posted by lucky21 in Women  ID#:148537
  • 24

    A Favorite of 194 users

    A man takes real notice of a woman only after another man takes notice of her.

    Posted by kunwar in Women  ID#:65406
  • 25

    A Favorite of 183 users

    Women were created from the rib of Adam because it is under his arm to be protected and near his heart to be loved.

    Posted by Anonymous in Women  ID#:23837
  • 26

    A Favorite of 176 users

    To understand a woman, you have to listen to her when she is looking at you, not when she is talking

    Posted by anadorotea in Women  ID#:67215
  • 27

    A Favorite of 173 users

    ....Intelligent girls are more depressed because they know what the world is really like....

    Posted by miss_bee in Women  ID#:119653
  • 28

    A Favorite of 170 users

    I'm a girl trying to hide my tears. I'm a friend trying to fake a smile. I'm a sister who wants to help. I'm a daughter trying to change the world. I'm the ex trying not to care. I'm just the girl trying to live life.

    Posted by Pride_Cheerleader in Women  ID#:262582
  • 29

    A Favorite of 168 users

    Someone will always be prettier. Someone will always be smarter. Someone will always be younger. But they'll never be you. They'll never be YOU.

    Posted by Tanni in Women  ID#:74598
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    A Favorite of 164 users

    A woman always has the last word in an argument. Anything a man says after it is the beginning of a new argument.

    Posted by DoubleTroubleNic in Women  ID#:13681
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