The Best Men Quotes

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  • 31

    A Favorite of 112 users

    The strength of a man ...

    The strength of a man isn't seen in the width of his shoulders...
    It's seen in the width of his arms that circle you.

    The strength of a man isn't in the deep tone of his voice...
    It's in the gentle words he whispers.

    The strength of a man isn't how many buddies he has...
    It's how good a buddy he is with his kids.

    The strength of a man isn't in how respected he is at work...
    It's in how respected he is at home.

    The strength of a man isn't in how hard he hits...
    It's in how tender he touches.

    The strength of a man isn't in the hair on his chest...
    It's in his Heart... that lies within his chest.

    The strength of a man isn't how many women he's loved...
    It's in how he can be true to one woman.

    The strength of a man isn't in the weight he can lift. It's in the burdens he can carry....

    Posted by Kumail786110 in Men  ID#:136670
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    A Favorite of 106 users


    1. What is the thinnest book in the World? What Men Know About Women

    2. How many men does it take to screw in a light bulb?
    One... men will screw anything

    3. How does a man take a bubble bath?
    He eats beans for dinner

    4. What do men and beer bottles have in common?
    They are empty from the neck up

    5. How can you tell if a man is happy?
    Who cares???

    6. How are men and parking spaces alike?
    All the good ones are taken and the only ones left are handicapped

    7. What is a man's idea of helping with housework?
    Lifting his legs when you vacuum

    Posted by pencil_drop in Men  ID#:53645
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    A Favorite of 104 users

    38 Things Girls Don't Realize About Girls

    1. Guys are more emotional then you think, if they loved you at one point, it'll take them a lot longer then you think to let you go, and it hurts every second that they try.

    2. Guys may be flirting around all day, but before they go to sleep, they always think about the girl they truly care about.

    3. Guys go crazy over a girl's smile.

    4. Guys will do anything just to get you to notice him.

    5. Guys hate it when you talk about your ex-boyfriend or ex love-interest. Unless they're goin for the let-her-complain-to-you-and-then-have-
    -are method

    6. A guy who likes you wants to be the only guy you talk to.

    7. Boyfriends need to be reassured often that they're still loved.

    8. Guys don't care how gorgeous you are, if you're a b**ch, Goodbye.

    9. Giving a guy a hanging message like "You know what?..uh...nevermind.." would make him jump to a conclusion that is far from what you are thinking. And he'll assume he did something wrong and he'll obsess about it trying to figure it out.

    10. Girls are guys' weaknesses.

    11. Guys are very open about themselves.

    12. If a guy tells you about his problems, he just needs someone to listen to him. You don't need to give advice.

    13. A usual act that proves that the guy likes you is when he teases you.

    14. Guys love you more than you love them.

    15. Guys use words like hot or cute to describe girls. They rarely use beautiful or gorgeous. If a guy uses that, he loves you or likes you a whole heck of a lot.

    16. No matter how much guys talk about butts and breasts, personality is key.

    17. Guys worry about the thin line between being compassionate and being whipped.

    18. Guys think WAY too much. One small thing a girl does, even if she doesn't notice it can make the guy think about it for hours, trying to figure out what it meant.

    19. If the guy does something stupid in front of the girl, he will think about it for the next couple days or until the next time he spends time with the girl.

    20. If a guy looks unusually calm and laid back, he's probably faking it and is spazzing inside.

    21. When a guy says he is going crazy about the girl, he really is. Guys rarely say that.

    22. When a guy asks you to leave him alone, he's just actually saying, "Please come and listen to me."

    23. If a guy starts to talk seriously, listen to him. It doesn't happen that often, so when it does, you know something's up.

    24. When a guy tells you that you are beautiful, don't say you aren't. It makes them want to stop telling you because they don't want you to disagree with them.

    25. When a guy looks at you for longer than a second, he's definitely thinking something.

    27. Don't be a snob. Guys can be intimidated and give up easily.

    28. Guys talk about girls more than girls talk about guys.

    29. Guys really think that girls are strange and have unpre​dictable decisions and are MAD confusing but somehow are drawn even more to them.

    30. A guy would give his right nut to be able to read a girl's mind for a day.

    31. No guy can handle all his problems on his own. He's just too stubborn to admit it.

    32. NOT ALL GUYS ARE @$$HOLES!!!
    Just because ONE is a jack... doesnt mean he represents ALL of them

    35. Even if they refuse it all guys are ticklish on the ribs.

    Posted by snowonder7 in Men  ID#:178788
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    A Favorite of 98 users

    "Getting rid of a man without hurting his masculinity is a problem. 'Get out' and 'I never want to see you again' might sound like a challenge. If you want to get rid of a man, I suggest saying 'I love you...I want to marry you...I want to have your children.' Sometimes they leave skid marks."

    Posted by magpie in Men  ID#:4249
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    A Favorite of 88 users

    Some men are born great, some achieve greatness, and some have greatness thrust upon them.

    Posted by GAGUSKIES in Men  ID#:138094
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    A Favorite of 86 users

    "Guys are accessories, until one proves he's an necessity."

    Posted by C.J. Hooker in Men  ID#:107545
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    A Favorite of 83 users

    Treat your lady right because there might be another guy right there watching your every step for you to mess up..

    Posted by PatriceSweetz in Men  ID#:335730
  • 38

    A Favorite of 82 users

    It takes 20 years to turn a boy into a man. It takes 20 seconds for a girl to turn that same man into a fool.

    Posted by bug in Men  ID#:27567
  • 39

    A Favorite of 80 users

    What Would Be Different If Men Really Ruled the World

    Any fake phone number a girl gave you would automatically forward your call to her real number.

    Nodding and looking at your watch would be deemed an acceptable response to "I love you."

    Hallmark would make "Sorry, what was your name again" cards.

    When your girlfriend really needed to talk to you during the game, she'd appear in a little box in the corner of the screen during a time-out.

    Breaking up would be a lot easier. A smack to the ass and a "Nice hustle, you'll get 'em next time" would pretty much do it.

    Birth control would come in ale or lager.

    Each year, your raise would be pegged to the fortunes of the NFL team of your choice.

    The funniest guy in the office would get to be CEO.

    At the end of the workday, a whistle would blow and you'd jump out your window and slide down the tail of a brontosaurus and right into your car like Fred Flintstone.

    Lifeguards could remove citizens from beaches for violating the "public ugliness" ordinance.

    Tanks would be far easier to rent.

    Garbage would take itself out.

    Instead of beer belly, you'd get "beer biceps."

    Instead of an expensive engagement ring, you could present your wife- to-be with a giant foam hand that said, "You're #1!"

    Valentine's Day would be moved to February 29th so it would only occur in leap years.

    On Groundhog Day, if you saw your shadow, you'd get the day off to go drinking. Mother's Day, too.

    St. Patrick's Day, however, would remain exactly the same. But it would be celebrated every month.

    Cops would be broadcast live, and you could phone in advice to the pursuing cops. Or to the crooks.

    The victors in any athletic competition would get to kill and eat the losers.

    The only show opposite Monday Night Football would be Monday Night Football from a Different Camera Angle.

    It would be perfectly legal to steal a sports car, as long as you returned it the following day with a full tank of gas.

    Every man would get four real Get Out of Jail Free cards per year.

    When a cop gave you a ticket, every smart-aleck answer you responded with would actually reduce your fine. As in: Cop: "You know how fast you were going" You: "All I know is, I was spilling my beer all over the place." Cop: "Nice one. That's $10 off."

    People would never talk about how fresh they felt.

    Telephones would automatically cut off after 30 seconds of conversation.

    Posted by ILoveYou05 in Men  ID#:75789
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    A Favorite of 79 users

    You made me believe that the only thing different about guys .. are their names .

    Posted by marigalvez in Men  ID#:231260

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