The Best Women Quotes

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    A Favorite of 123 users

    Dear Google,Please stop behaving like WOMEN..will u please allow me to complete the whole sentence before u start guessing & suggesting!!!....

    Posted by Majd_Jamhour in Women  ID#:451511
  • 42

    A Favorite of 119 users

    You go to school, not to find your husband, but to find your bridesmaids...

    Posted by shayli_anne in Women  ID#:153845
  • 43

    A Favorite of 118 users

    .The first 1O years of a girl's life is spent playing with barbies,The following 1O years are spent trying to look like one.

    Posted by caritadeangel_ in Women  ID#:435132
  • 44

    A Favorite of 116 users

    when you have one foot in the past and one foot in the future, you piss all over the present.

    Posted by alyssa in Women  ID#:17626
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    A Favorite of 116 users

    Top 10 Rejection Lines Given By Women
    (and what they actually mean)

    10. I think of you as a brother.
    (You remind me of that inbred banjo-playing geek in “Deliverance.”)

    9. There's a slight difference in our ages.
    (I don't want to do my dad.)

    8. I'm not attracted to you in 'that' way.
    (You are the ugliest dork I've ever laid eyes on.)

    7. My life is too complicated right now.
    (I don't want you spending the whole night or else you may hear phone calls from all the other guys I'm seeing.)

    6. I've got a boyfriend.
    (I prefer my male cat and a half gallon of Ben and Jerry's.)

    5. I don't date men where I work.
    (I wouldn't date you if you were in the same 'solar system', much less the same building.)

    4. It's not you, it's me.
    (It's you.)

    3. I'm concentrating on my career.
    (Even something as boring and unfulfilling as my job is better than dating you.)

    2. I'm celibate.
    (I've sworn off only the men like you.)

    1. Let's be friends.
    (I want you to stay around so I can tell you in excruciating detail about all the other men I meet and have sex with. It's the male perspective thing.)

    Posted by tasteslikechicken in Women  ID#:47539
  • 46

    A Favorite of 115 users

    Women can be the most vicious creatures of this world and yet they are the most gentle angels in Life.

    Posted by bryan in Women  ID#:5589
  • 47

    A Favorite of 115 users

    every girl THINKS thát she cán CHANGE á ' pLáyer but the truth is, it's NOT the ' pLayer thát NEEDS to be CHANGED, its the GIRL becáuse every ' pLayer is on a MiSSiON to find thát ONE girl thát MAKES him LOSE his DESIRE to pláy the GAMEE

    Posted by rajichana93 in Women  ID#:277989
  • 48

    A Favorite of 113 users

    She's the one you call when you're bored because she makes you laugh. She's the one you talk to when you're feeling down because she's willing to lend an ear & be a friend. She's not the one you call when you need a date to your company's Christmas party, or to go dancing with on a Saturday night. She's the one you spend time with between girlfriends, before you find "The One." You know, the one who you keep around in the meantime. She's not one of the guys, not a tomboy, but you don't look at her as a 'real' woman, either. She's not b**chy enough, or moody enough to be seen in that light. She's too laid-back, too easily amused by the same things your male buddies are amused by. She's too understanding, too comfortable; she doesn't make you feel nervous or excited the way a 'real' woman does. But she's cool, and nice, and funny, & attractive enough that when you're lonely & need female companionship, she'll do just fine. You don't have to wine & dine her because she knows the real you already, & you don't have any facades to keep up, no pretenses to preserve. You're not trying to get anything of substance out of her, she's not easy, but you know that she cares about you & is attracted to you, & that she'll give you the friend you need. And you know you don't have to explain yourself or the situation, that she'll be able to cope with the fact that this isn't the beginning of a relationship or that there's any possibility that you have any real romantic feelings for her. It won't bother her that you'll go on a date with the woman you've been mooning over for weeks who finally agreed to go out with you. She'll settle for a goodbye hug & a promise to call her & tell her how the date went. She's just so cool. But deep down, if you really think about it (which you probably don't because to you, the situation between the two of you isn't important enough to merit any real thought), you know that it's really not fair. You know that although she would never say it, it hurts her to know that despite all her good points & all the fun you two have, you don't think she's good enough to spend any real time with. Sure, it's mostly her fault, because she doesn't have to give in to your needs. She could play the hard-to-get person like the rest of them do, if she really wanted to. But you & she both know that she probably couldn't pull it off. Maybe she's too short, or a little overweight, or has a big birthmark on her forehead, or works at Taco Bell. Whatever the reason, somehow life has given her a lot of really great qualities but has left out the ones that men want (or think they want) in a woman. So she remains forever the funny friend, the steadfast companion, & you go on searching for your goddess who will somehow be everything you ever wanted in a woman. You'll joke to her that she should be the best man at your wedding, & she'll laugh and make a joke about a smelly rental tux. She doesn't captivate you with her beauty, or open doors with her smile. Mainly she blends in with the crowd. She's safe. She doesn't want to be the center of attention & turn the heads of everyone in the room, but she wants to turn someone's head. She wants to be special to someone, too. We all do. She has feelings; she has a heart. In fact, she probably has a bigger & better heart than any woman you've ever known because she's had a front-row seat to The Mess That Is Your Life, & she likes you anyway. She obviously sees something worthwhile & redeeming in you because although you've given her nothin

    Posted by buhrit in Women  ID#:209455
  • 49

    A Favorite of 112 users

    The best women are a little crazy.

    Posted by Diego54 in Women  ID#:40566
  • 50

    A Favorite of 105 users

    If a lady wishes to reveal her secrets, she will do so by opening her heart.

    Posted by Abbie in Women  ID#:4233
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