The Best Men Quotes

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    A Favorite of 70 users

    A real man doesn't make love to a million women. A real man makes love to one woman a million ways...

    Posted by vinaymanduva in Men  ID#:167750
  • 52

    A Favorite of 69 users

    People will fight in a relationship, it is unavoidable. But there is a very rare type of relationship, as close to a perfect relationship as u can get, where the couple don't fight or argue and still be sane and happy at the end of the day. And the only way to get there is for the man to accept that the woman is always right.

    Posted by tlzflzz in Men  ID#:27992
  • 53

    A Favorite of 69 users

    Men are the best cooks. Because with two eggs, one sausage, & a little bit of milk he can fill a girls stomach for nine months.

    Posted by msbravo23 in Men  ID#:392302
  • 54

    A Favorite of 68 users

    12 Things Women Don't Know About Men
    1. Getting angry at us for not reading your mind is like getting angry at yourself for not being able to fly. It's not just futile, it's physically impossible.
    2. Yes, we do think Jessica Alba is hot. Sometimes we're even dumb enough to admit it.
    3. Don't ask us to understand your shoe fetish. Asking us to respect it is even sort of pushing it.
    4. You do look good without makeup, just not as good as you look with it.
    5. Ever notice how we don't fight with our male friends? That's why we get so frustrated when we fight with you.
    6. You care what you're wearing infinitely more than we do. In fact, if you're naked when you open the front door, you won't hear an argument from us.
    7. You don't like to get hit on in public, you don't want to date online and you don't want to be set up on blind dates. Tell us if sending messenger pigeons is an appropriate way of courting. Because if it is, we're all over it.
    8. There should a statute of limitations on stupid things that we said that can come back to haunt us. I propose 24 hours.
    9. Cooking dinner for a man is like buying flowers for a woman, except it takes a lot more time, effort and thought for you to do it. Thanks. We appreciate it.
    10. We actually like your girly pet-names for us, but please, not in front of the guys!
    11. Just because we like looking at the women in Maxim doesn't mean we want to actually converse with the women in Maxim. Not for long, anyway.
    12. Your nice guy friends are the most reliable source for telling you if your new boyfriend's a jerk. And he probably is. (By the way, you might want to consider marrying that nice guy who's giving you advice about the jerk.)

    Posted by tear_eyed_ in Men  ID#:146464
  • 55

    A Favorite of 68 users

    Tired of hearing guys ask "Where are all the good girls?" They're in the friend zone.. where you left them.

    Posted by kristen2134 in Men  ID#:483239
  • 56

    A Favorite of 67 users

    A man is a king a king is a ruler a ruler is 12 inches long still think your a man ?????

    Posted by steve in Men  ID#:33376
  • 57

    A Favorite of 66 users

    I want to be the girl he hangs up his jersey for and says...
    i aint gonna be a player anymore!!

    Posted by MikeyLynn21xo in Men  ID#:107542
  • 58

    A Favorite of 66 users

    Girls fall in love
    with what they hear.
    Boys fall in love
    with what they see.
    That's why girls
    wear make up
    and boys lie

    Posted by lunarsunne22 in Men  ID#:392167
  • 59

    A Favorite of 65 users

    Men say we're complicated, but the thing is they're just too simple to understand us

    Posted by Violetta in Men  ID#:140243
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    A Favorite of 65 users


    1. Girls need their space, so ALWAYS allow it
    2. DON'T tell a girl she's HOT, because the real word to use is "BEAUTIFUL"
    3. Never slap a girls butt (especially if they're wearing a tampon)
    5. ALWAYS hold your girl as long as you can so that when she leaves you can still smell her perfume
    6. When you're nice to a girl EXPECT some niceness back, don't be afraid to take it
    7. If you write her a note, DON'T spell her name wrong
    8.CRY when you need to...because one day when you do cry all those saved tears will poor out like a flood
    9.TRUST girls with your HEARTS, but only if they're willing to give your theirs
    10. THINK before your act!! (that's usually the best road to take...)

    Posted by RoCkHaRd98 in Men  ID#:201111

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