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  • 51

    A Favorite of 2945 users

    Work like you don't need the money, love like you've never been hurt and dance like no one is watching.

    Posted by mskingofhearts in Life  ID#:4501
  • 52

    A Favorite of 2926 users

    Nobody is worth your tears, and the one who is won't make you cry.

    Posted by Anonymous in Love  ID#:4846
  • 53

    A Favorite of 2925 users

    "Everything is okay in the end, if it's not ok, then it's not the end."

    Posted by MissMorbidity in Inspirational  ID#:8311
  • 54

    A Favorite of 2920 users

    There comes a point in your life when you realize who really matters, who never did, and who always will.

    Posted by Anonymous in Friendship  ID#:10552
  • 55

    A Favorite of 2878 users

    I do it because i can, I can because I want to, I want to because you said I couldn't.

    Posted by xmaryx06 in Inspirational  ID#:18616
  • 56

    A Favorite of 2868 users

    People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege.

    Posted by Anonymous in Fun Phrases  ID#:4813
  • 57

    A Favorite of 2866 users

    Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.


    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%


    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%


    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.

    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls**t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.

    Posted by skitzo in Humor  ID#:30309
  • 58

    A Favorite of 2859 users

    A friend is someone who can see the truth and pain in you even when you are fooling everyone else.

    Posted by Anonymous in Friendship  ID#:5317
  • 59

    A Favorite of 2858 users

    The following is an actual question given on a University of Washington engineering mid-term. The answer was so "profound" that the Professor shared it with colleagues, and the sharing obviously hasn't ceased...

    Bonus Question: Is Hell exothermic (gives off heat) or Endothermic (absorbs heat)?

    Most of the students wrote Proofs of their beliefs using Boyle's Law, (gas cools off when it expands and heats when it is compressed) or some variant. One student, however, wrote the following:

    "First, we need to know how the mass of Hell is changing in time. So we need to know the rate that souls are moving into Hell and the rate they are leaving. I think that we can safely assume that once a soul gets to Hell, it will not leave. Therefore, no souls are leaving. As for how many souls are entering Hell, let us look at the different religions that exist in the world today. Some of these religions state that if you are not a member of their religion, you will go to Hell. Since there are more than one of these religions and since people do not belong to more than one religion, we can project that all souls go to Hell. With birth and death rates as they are, we can expect the number of souls in Hell to increase exponentially.

    Now, we look at the rate of change of the volume in Hell because Boyle's Law states that in order for the temperature and pressure in Hell to stay the same, the volume of Hell has to expand as souls are added. This gives two possibilities:

    1. If Hell is expanding at a slower rate than the rate at which souls enter Hell, then the temperature and pressure in Hell will increase until all Hell breaks loose.

    2. Of course, if Hell is expanding at a rate faster than the increase of souls in Hell, then the temperature and pressure will drop until Hell freezes over.

    So which is it?

    If we accept the postulate given to me by Teresa Banyan during my Freshman year, "...that it will be a cold day in Hell before I sleep with you.", and take into account the fact that I still have not succeeded in having sexual relations with her, then, #2 cannot be true, and thus I am sure that Hell is exothermic and will not freeze."

    This student received the only A.

    Posted by AA in Engineering  ID#:3972
  • 60

    A Favorite of 2852 users

    When one door closes, another opens; but we often look so long and so regretfully upon the closed door that we do not see the one that has opened for us.

    Posted by Eore21 in Life  ID#:4014

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