My Favorite Quotes (emeria443)

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    A Favorite of 6305 users

    "Meeting you was fate, becoming your friend was a choice, but falling in love with you was beyond my control."

    Posted by emeria443 in Love  ID#:13907
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    A Favorite of 5026 users

    Sometimes people put up walls, not to keep others out, but to see who cares enough to break them down.

    Posted by Bananna in Love  ID#:25596
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    A Favorite of 4992 users

    Find a guy who calls you beautiful instead of hot, who calls you back when you hang up on him, who will lie under the stars and listen to your heartbeat, or will stay awake just to watch you sleep... wait for the boy who kisses your forehead, who wants to show you off to the world when you are in track pants, who holds your hand in front of his friends, who thinks you're just as pretty without makeup on. One who is constantly reminding you of how much he cares and how lucky he is to have YOU... The one who turns to his friends and says, "thats her"....

    Posted by RoushChic04 in Love  ID#:31065
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    A Favorite of 4973 users

    When a GIRL is quiet,
    Millions of things are running in her mind
    When a GIRL is not arguing,
    She is thinking deeply
    When a GIRL looks at u with eyes full of
    questions,
    She is wondering how long you will be
    around
    When a GIRL answers "i'm fine" after a
    few seconds,
    She is not at all fine
    When a GIRL stares at you,
    She is wondering why you are lying
    When a GIRL lays on your chest,
    She is wishing for you to be hers forever
    When a GIRL calls you everyday,
    She is seeking for your attention
    When a GIRL sms's u everyday,
    She wants you to reply at least once
    When a GIRL says I love you,
    She means it
    When a GIRL says that she can't live
    without you,
    She has made up her mind that you are
    her future
    When a GIRL says "i miss you",
    No one in this world can miss you more
    than that.

    Posted by swoody04 in Love  ID#:33070
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    A Favorite of 4954 users

    9 Things I Hate About Everyone

    1. People who point at their wrist asking for the time... I know where my watch is pal, where the hell is yours? Do I point at my crotch when I ask where the toilet is?

    2. People who are willing to get off their a** to search the entire room for the TV remote because they refuse to walk to the TV and change the channel manually.

    3. When people say "Oh you just want to have your cake and eat it too". Damn Right! What good is cake if you can't eat it?

    4. When people say "it's always the last place you look". Of course it is. Why the hell would you keep looking after you've found it? Do people do this? Who and where are they?

    5. When people say while watching a film, "did ya see that?" No Loser, I paid $12 to come to the cinema and stare at the damn floor!

    6. People who ask "Can I ask you a question?"... Didn't give me a choice there, did ya sunshine?

    7. When something is 'new and improved'. Which is it? If it's new, then there has never been anything before it. If it's an improvement, then there must have been something before it, couldn't be new.

    8. When people say "life is short". What the hell??? Life is the longest damn thing anyone ever does!!! What can you do thats longer?

    9. When you are waiting for the bus and someone asks "Has the bus come yet?" If the bus came, would I be standing here???

    Posted by chickaroo_3 in Humor  ID#:36613
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    A Favorite of 3993 users

    Love is giving someone the power to destroy you...but trusting them not to.

    Posted by itsjustme in Love  ID#:20248
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    A Favorite of 3801 users

    In case you needed further proof that the human race is doomed to stupidity, here are some actual label instructions on consumer goods:

    On a Sears hairdryer -- Do not use while sleeping.
    (Shoot, and that's the only time I have to work on my hair.)

    On a bag of Fritos -- You could be a winner! No purchase necessary. Details inside.
    (the shoplifter special)?

    On a bar of Dial soap -- "Directions: Use like regular soap,"
    (and that would be how???....)

    On some Swanson frozen dinners -- "Serving suggestion: Defrost."
    (but, it's "just" a suggestion).

    On Tesco's Tiramisu dessert (printed on bottom) -- "Do not turn upside down."
    (well...duh, a bit late, huh)!

    On Marks & Spencer Bread Pudding -- "Product will be hot after heating."
    (...and you thought????...)

    On packaging for a Rowena iron -- "Do not iron clothes on body."
    (but wouldn't this save me more time)?

    On Boot's Children Cough Medicine -- "Do not drive a car or operate machinery after taking this medication."
    (We could do a lot to reduce the rate of construction accidents if we could just get those 5-year-olds with head-colds off those forklifts.)

    On Nytol Sleep Aid -- "Warning: May cause drowsiness."
    (and...I'm taking this because???....)

    On most brands of Christmas lights -- "For indoor or outdoor use only."
    (as opposed to...what)?

    On a Japanese food processor -- "Not to be used for the other use."
    (now, somebody out there, help me on this. I'm a bit curious)

    On Sainsbury's peanuts -- "Warning: contains nuts."
    (talk about a news flash)

    On an American Airlines packet of nuts -- "Instructions: Open packet, eat nuts."
    (Step 3: maybe, ooh...fly Delta?)

    On a child's Superman costume -- "Wearing of this garment does not enable you to fly."
    (I don't blame the company. I blame the parents for this one.)

    On a Swedish chainsaw -- "Do not attempt to stop chain with your hands or genitals."
    (Oh my ..was there a lot of this happening somewhere?)

    Now that you've smiled at least once, it's your turn to spread the stupidity.

    Posted by get_ova_me in Humor  ID#:34850
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    A Favorite of 3497 users

    You know you're in love when you don't wanna go to sleep at night because your life is better than a dream.

    Posted by BlueEyedSwimmer3 in Love  ID#:6645
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    A Favorite of 3310 users

    eRrYthin ChanGeZ & nUthin StaYs Da SaMe bUt aS we grOw uP 1 thinG dOes reMain i wAs wiT u befOre & wiLl be tiLl Da end nUthin cOuld eva replaCe mA b e s t * f r i e n d z

    Posted by cryssie in Friendship  ID#:22355
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    A Favorite of 3144 users

    A stranger stabs you in the front; a friend stabs you in the back; a boyfriend stabs you in the heart, but best friends only poke each other with straws.

    Posted by MissMorbidity in Friendship  ID#:8323
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