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I'm dishonest, and a dishonest man you can always trust to be dishonest... Honestly, it's the honest ones you want to watch out for, because you can never predict when they're going to do something incredibly...stupid.- from Pirates of the Caribbean (Captain Jack Sparrow)
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Murtogg to Jack: This dock is off limits to civilians.
Jack: I’m terribly sorry, I didn’t know. If I see one, I shall inform you immediately- Pirates of the Caribbean
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Pirate: I’m gonna teach you the meaning of pain.
Elizabeth: You like pain? Try wearing a corset!- Pirates of the Caribbean
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We've reached a special place... Spiritually... ecumenically... grammatically...- Captain Jack Sparrow (Pirates of the Caribbean)
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Governor Swann: Lieutenant Norrington, I appreciate your fervor. But I’m... I’m concerned about the effect this subject will have upon my daughter.
Norrington: My apologies, Governor Swann.
Young Elizabeth: Actually, I find it all fascinating.
Governor Swann: Yes, that’s what concerns me.- Pirates of the Caribbean