Quotes Posted By skitzo

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    A LOGICAL SOLUTION.
    Now here is a problem that finally has a formula for getting to the bottom of an age old problem.
    From a strictly mathematical viewpoint it goes like this:

    What Makes 100%? What does it mean to give MORE than 100%? Ever wonder about those people who say they are giving more than 100%? We have all been to those meetings where someone wants you to give over 100%. How about achieving 103%? What makes up 100% in life?

    Here's a little mathematical formula that might help you answer these questions:

    If:
    A B C D E F G H I J K L M N O P Q R S T U V W X Y Z is represented as:
    1 2 3 4 5 6 7 8 9 10 11 12 13 14 15 16 17 18 19 20 21 22 23 24 25 26.

    Then:

    H-A-R-D-W-O-R-K
    8+1+18+4+23+15+18+11 = 98%
    and
    K-N-O-W-L-E-D-G-E
    11+14+15+23+12+5+4+7+5 = 96%

    But,

    A-T-T-I-T-U-D-E
    1+20+20+9+20+21+4+5 = 100%

    And,

    B-U-L-L-S-*-*-T
    2+21+12+12+19+8+9+20 = 103%

    AND, look how far a** kissing will take you.

    A-*-*-K-I-S-S-I-N-G
    1+19+19+11+9+19+19+9+14+7 = 118%

    So, one can conclude with mathematical certainty that While Hard work and Knowledge will get you close, and Attitude will get you there, it's the Bulls**t and A** Kissing that will put you over the top.

    Posted by skitzo in Humor  ID#:30309
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    Excuse me. I'm from the FBI, the Fine Body Investigators, and I'm going to have to ask you to assume the position.

    Posted by skitzo in Fun Phrases  ID#:27313
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    are you talking to yourself or just pretending im listening?

    Posted by skitzo in T-Shirt  ID#:27603
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    If at first you don't succeed, then sky diving ain't for you.

    Posted by skitzo in Fun Phrases  ID#:27307
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    forget school
    forget class
    forget me
    and ill kick your a**

    Posted by skitzo in Fun Phrases  ID#:27302
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    its all about me deal with it!

    Posted by skitzo in Fun Phrases  ID#:27328
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    remember the tree
    remember the trunk
    rmember the night
    we all got drunk

    Posted by skitzo in Humor  ID#:27301
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    The word of the day is "legs." Let's say we head back to your place and spread the word.

    Posted by skitzo in Humor  ID#:27318
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    Your Daddy must have been a Baker, cos you got the nicest set of buns I've ever saw.

    Posted by skitzo in Humor  ID#:27321
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    f*** milk....ill do your body good

    Posted by skitzo in Humor  ID#:27322
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