Quotes Posted By Chris_Childs

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    A Favorite of 30 users

    It isn't the spinning around that makes you dizzy, it's the stopping.

    February 20, 2009 by Chris_Childs in Wisdom  ID#:212336
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    A Favorite of 21 users

    I don't want someone I can believe in, I want someone who's unbelievable.

    June 20, 2009 by Chris_Childs in Love  ID#:227239
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    A Favorite of 17 users

    'Expert' - from the adjective *pert*, meaning 'lively' or 'effective,' and the prefix *ex-*, meaning 'not.'

    October 16, 2009 by Chris_Childs in Intelligence  ID#:243975
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    A Favorite of 15 users

    Everything I need to know I learned in the womb: keep my eyes closed, remain in the fetal position, and no matter what happens, don't stop sucking my thumb.

    August 11, 2007 by Chris_Childs in Movies  ID#:136765
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    A Favorite of 13 users

    Don't get eaten by that, you'll ruin its appetite!

    February 20, 2009 by Chris_Childs in Humor  ID#:212339
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    A Favorite of 13 users

    Not to choose is also to make a choice? Then I choose that!

    June 20, 2009 by Chris_Childs in Humor  ID#:227240
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    A Favorite of 13 users

    People who don't need people are the second luckiest people in the world.

    March 30, 2012 by Chris_Childs in Humor  ID#:499362
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    A Favorite of 12 users

    If A loves B, and B loves C, how can it be a love *triangle* unless C also loves A?

    May 9, 2008 by Chris_Childs in Humor  ID#:174408
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    A Favorite of 12 users

    It's not casual sex if you're really focused on doing it well.

    October 16, 2009 by Chris_Childs in Love  ID#:243976
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    A Favorite of 11 users

    If you don't stand for something, you can't fall for anything.

    March 30, 2012 by Chris_Childs in Humor  ID#:499369