Recently Added Fun Phrases

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    A Favorite of 2 users

    If they knew better, they would do better.

    July 27, 2018 by MeAndMeOnly in Fun Phrases  ID#:647692
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    “The miracle is not to fly in the air,
    or to walk on the water,
    but to walk on the earth.”

    July 6, 2018 by Anonymous in Fun Phrases  ID#:646902
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    “If you are too busy to laugh,
    you are too busy.”

    July 6, 2018 by Anonymous in Fun Phrases  ID#:646901
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    B**ch Please, Said the B**ch who begged Please.

    May 31, 2018 by DraMatik_ in Fun Phrases  ID#:646228
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    The strive to improve society through art is like applying talcum powder in order to cure an advanced goitre.

    April 20, 2018 by MrKistenmaker in Fun Phrases  ID#:645653
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    You win like b**ches, you lose like b**ches

    April 8, 2018 by aschrage in Fun Phrases  ID#:645503
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    The following information is disseminated on a need for Merlot basis.

    March 20, 2018 by aschrage in Fun Phrases  ID#:645258
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    Birdy, birdy, in the sky
    dropped some whitewash in my eye
    I don’t worry, I don’t cry
    I’m just glad that cows don’t fly!

    March 18, 2018 by aschrage in Fun Phrases  ID#:645243
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    As I sat under the apple tree
    a birdie sent his love to me
    and as I wiped it from my eye
    I said "thank goodness cows can’t fly!"

    March 18, 2018 by aschrage in Fun Phrases  ID#:645242
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    A Favorite of 2 users

    ur mom gay

    March 15, 2018 by BREED in Fun Phrases  ID#:645202