Recently Added Famous Fun Phrases

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    As I sat under the apple tree
    a birdie sent his love to me
    and as I wiped it from my eye
    I said "thank goodness cows can’t fly!"

    March 18, 2018 by aschrage in Fun Phrases  ID#:645242
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    A Favorite of 13 users

    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

    May 31, 2008 by dcloverz in Fun Phrases  ID#:178707
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    A Favorite of 176 users

    If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk.

    September 2, 2004 by Lazy in Fun Phrases  ID#:22299
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    A Favorite of 4 users

    ^ I'm so exited!!^

    June 30, 2004 by chilenita in Fun Phrases  ID#:19506
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    A Favorite of 6 users

    Please dont make me run i've just eaten chocolate!!!

    May 29, 2004 by mega noggin in Fun Phrases  ID#:17877
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    A Favorite of 4 users

    ooh that dog has a puffy tail.

    May 29, 2004 by mega noggin in Fun Phrases  ID#:17876
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    A Favorite of 22 users

    hey guys wait up my lawnmower don't go that fast...

    May 29, 2004 by mega noggin in Fun Phrases  ID#:17875
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    A Favorite of 2 users

    What harm cause not those huge draughts or pictures which wanton youth with chalk or coals draw in each passage, wall or stairs of our great houses, whence a cruel contempt of our natural store is bred in them

    March 18, 2004 by I_made_the_devil_cry in Fun Phrases  ID#:15307
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    A Favorite of 165 users

    Who throws a cupcake? ...Honestly

    March 17, 2004 by neville in Fun Phrases  ID#:15267
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    A Favorite of 12 users

    Let's make like eggs and beat it

    November 9, 2002 by Anonymous in Fun Phrases  ID#:5411