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    If some choose to call me a Renaissance man, let it be for my work on behalf of human advancement (and not for my stockings, Tudor bonnet and cod piece).

    October 27, 2018 by Chris_Childs in Humor  ID#:649919
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    The better part of discretion is being on another call.

    September 22, 2018 by Chris_Childs in Humor  ID#:649146
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    If you're lucky, you may capture the spirit of creative genius for a brief moment, maybe two. If not, you'll have to be content with possessing it twenty-four hours a day.

    September 22, 2018 by Chris_Childs in Humor  ID#:649145
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    You can't stay in your corner of the Forest waiting for others to come to you. You have to go to them sometimes ;)

    September 22, 2018 by *♥BelievingInMiracles♥* in Humor  ID#:649137
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    Those who believe in telekinetics, raise my hand :)

    September 14, 2018 by *♥BelievingInMiracles♥* in Humor  ID#:648963
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    I'm Going To Start Writing My Life On Post-It Pads,
    That Way My Boo Boobs Don't Stick Around Forever.

    September 1, 2018 by superdraco62 in Humor  ID#:648741
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    The answer is secret – the question is top secret codeword.

    September 1, 2018 by Chris_Childs in Humor  ID#:648729
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    'Contradiction in terms' is a redundancy.

    September 1, 2018 by Chris_Childs in Humor  ID#:648728
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    I can find the needle, I just need some help locating the haystack.

    September 1, 2018 by Chris_Childs in Humor  ID#:648727
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    How am I supposed to feel motivated to attend the empowerment seminar, unless I feel empowered to attend the motivational seminar???

    September 1, 2018 by Chris_Childs in Humor  ID#:648726