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    The Idea Of You Running Through My Head Over And Over Again You'd Think Would Give Me A Headache... But You Could Do It Over And Over Again With A Runaway Locomotive And All I Would Know Is Your Love... Ok, If You Run Through My Head With Anything You Would Hurt My Brain, It's A Metaphor, So Don't Really Try To Run Anything Through My Brain Or Anything ok... Thanks.

    A few hours ago by superdraco62 in Humor  ID#:647416
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    The Idea Of You Running Through My Head Over And Over Again You'd Think Would Give Me A Headache... But You Could Do It Over And Over Again With A Runaway Locomotive And All I Would Know Is Your Love... Ok, If You Run Through My Head With Anything You Would Hurt My Brain, It's A Metaphor, So Don't Really Try To Run Anything Through My Brain Or Anything ok... Thanks.

    A few hours ago by superdraco62 in Humor  ID#:647414
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    I used to be indecisive but now I'm not so sure

    A day ago by enig in Humor  ID#:647405
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    I wear the pants in the family, but my wife picks them out for me.

    A day ago by eathian in Humor  ID#:647403
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    How is it that we walk in different directions but somehow end up in the same place.

    A day ago by GBatiste in Humor  ID#:647391
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    When jogging, we put on special clothes so people don't think we are running from or to something :)

    A few days ago by Anonymous in Humor  ID#:647373
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    What the world really needs is more love and less paperwork :)

    A few days ago by *♥BelievingInMiracles♥* in Humor  ID#:647367
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    Smile.. it makes people wonder what you are up to... :)

    A few days ago by *♥BelievingInMiracles♥* in Humor  ID#:647248
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    A Favorite of 4 users

    If you're not wiser than you were yesterday, you weren't paying attention.

    A few days ago by GBatiste in Humor  ID#:647246
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    True stress is.

    Your wife, your girlfriend and your mortgage all one month late.

    A few days ago by Ule Msee in Humor  ID#:647160
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