Recently Added Famous Humor Quotes

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    One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong

    Posted by aschrage in Humor  ID#:645839
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    I like winter because I can stay indoors without feeling guilty.

    Posted by aschrage in Humor  ID#:645838
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    Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

    Posted by aschrage in Humor  ID#:645725
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    Some guy hit my fender, and I said to him, "Be fruitful and multiply," but not in those words.

    Posted by aschrage in Humor  ID#:645721
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    Nice guys finish last, but we get to sleep in.

    Posted by aschrage in Humor  ID#:645698
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    When your IQ rises to 28, sell.

    Posted by aschrage in Humor  ID#:645695
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    It's okay to laugh in the bedroom so long as you don't point.

    Posted by aschrage in Humor  ID#:645687
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    Happiness is having a large loving family in another city.

    Posted by aschrage in Humor  ID#:645663
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    If you haven't got anything nice to say about anybody, come sit next to me.

    Posted by aschrage in Humor  ID#:645648
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    There is no pleasure in having nothing to do; the fun is having lots to do and not doing it.

    Posted by aschrage in Humor  ID#:645647
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