Recently Added Famous Humor Quotes

  • 1

    A Favorite of 4 users

    Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame.

    August 10, 2018 by 5|\/|l73 in Humor  ID#:648143
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    A Favorite of 3 users

    No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.

    August 10, 2018 by 5|\/|l73 in Humor  ID#:648136
  • 3

    A Favorite of 2 users

    I'm living so far beyond my income that we may almost be said to be living apart.

    August 3, 2018 by 5|\/|l73 in Humor  ID#:647906
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    A Favorite of 4 users

    Always remember the distinction between contribution and commitment. Take the matter of bacon and eggs. The chicken makes a contribution. The pig makes a commitment.

    August 2, 2018 by 5|\/|l73 in Humor  ID#:647888
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    A Favorite of 3 users

    If this is coffee, please bring me some tea; but if this is tea, please bring me some coffee

    July 31, 2018 by Anonymous in Humor  ID#:647810
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    A Favorite of 2 users

    Accept who you are. Unless you’re a serial killer :)

    July 31, 2018 by *♥BelievingInMiracles♥* in Humor  ID#:647801
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    A Favorite of 1 user

    One hundred thousand lemmings can't be wrong

    May 5, 2018 by aschrage in Humor  ID#:645839
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    A Favorite of 1 user

    I like winter because I can stay indoors without feeling guilty.

    May 5, 2018 by aschrage in Humor  ID#:645838
  • 9

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    Curiosity killed the cat, but for a while I was a suspect.

    April 24, 2018 by aschrage in Humor  ID#:645725
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    A Favorite of 1 user

    Some guy hit my fender, and I said to him, "Be fruitful and multiply," but not in those words.

    April 23, 2018 by aschrage in Humor  ID#:645721