Recently Added Humor Quotes

  • 11

    A Favorite of 5 users

    I imagine hell like this: Italian punctuality, German humour and English wine :)

    August 27, 2018 by *♥BelievingInMiracles♥* in Humor  ID#:648607
  • 12

    A Favorite of 3 users

    I was coming home from kindergarten – well they told me it was kindergarten. I found out later I had been working in a factory for ten years. It’s good for a kid to know how to make gloves :)

    August 16, 2018 by *♥BelievingInMiracles♥* in Humor  ID#:648289
  • 13

    A Favorite of 2 users

    Start thinking positively. You will notice a difference. Instead of 'I think I'm a loser,' try 'I definitely am a loser.' Stop being wishy-washy about things! How much more of a loser can you be if you don't even know you are one? Either you are a loser or you are not ;)

    August 14, 2018 by *♥BelievingInMiracles♥* in Humor  ID#:648217
  • 14

    A Favorite of 2 users

    If it’s true that our species is alone in the universe, then I’d have to say the universe aimed rather low and settled for very little :)

    August 12, 2018 by *♥BelievingInMiracles♥* in Humor  ID#:648183
  • 15

    A Favorite of 1 user

    Women wear pant suits. Men wear dress pants. Let's keep it that way.

    August 11, 2018 by Chris_Childs in Humor  ID#:648171
  • 16

    A Favorite of 4 users

    Take your life in your own hands, and what happens? A terrible thing: no one to blame.

    August 10, 2018 by 5|\/|l73 in Humor  ID#:648143
  • 17

    A Favorite of 3 users

    No one really listens to anyone else, and if you try it for a while you'll see why.

    August 10, 2018 by 5|\/|l73 in Humor  ID#:648136
  • 18

    A Favorite of 2 users

    All you need is love. But a little chocolate now and then doesn't hurt ;)

    August 10, 2018 by *♥BelievingInMiracles♥* in Humor  ID#:648117
  • 19

    A Favorite of 2 users

    They Have A "Pill" Out There For Just About Anything That Ails Ya..
    "Stupid" Just Doesn't Happen To Be One Of Them.

    August 9, 2018 by superdraco62 in Humor  ID#:648095
  • 20

    A Favorite of 3 users

    Do things that make you happy within the confines of the legal system :)

    August 9, 2018 by *♥BelievingInMiracles♥* in Humor  ID#:648088