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  • 11

    A Favorite of 3 users

    Give me liberty or give me chocolate every day for the rest of my life.

    A few days ago by Linda_Beth in Humor  ID#:646671
  • 12

    A Favorite of 3 users

    If you're wondering which is the most comfortable chair in the house....ask the dog.

    A few days ago by Linda_Beth in Humor  ID#:646669
  • 13

    A Favorite of 2 users

    I'd tell you my age, but I'd have to lie.

    A few days ago by Linda_Beth in Humor  ID#:646649
  • 14

    A Favorite of 5 users

    It's not that hard to find a needle in a haystack. All you have to do is sit down.

    A few days ago by Linda_Beth in Humor  ID#:646647
  • 15

    A Favorite of 3 users

    You’re unlikely to see negative reviews when shopping online for a parachute :)

    A few days ago by *♥BelievingInMiracles♥* in Humor  ID#:646643
  • 16

    A Favorite of 1 user

    An Egely Wheel life vitality meter works by indicating whether your life vitality level is sufficient to avoid purchasing an Egely Wheel.

    A few days ago by Chris_Childs in Humor  ID#:646570
  • 17

    A Favorite of 2 users

    Sometimes I shock myself with the smart stuff I say and do, other times I get out of the car with my seatbelt on :)

    A few days ago by *♥BelievingInMiracles♥* in Humor  ID#:646551
  • 18

    A Favorite of 1 user

    In The Words Of Tigger The Tiger...
    POOH POOH Accrues.

    Posted by superdraco62 in Humor  ID#:646496
  • 19

    A Favorite of 3 users

    Saying “Ummm” is basically the human version of loading :)

    Posted by *♥BelievingInMiracles♥* in Humor  ID#:646486
  • 20

    A Favorite of 2 users

    Sleep when you shouldn’t sleep is the best sleep :)

    Posted by *♥BelievingInMiracles♥* in Humor  ID#:646436

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