Recently Added Famous Marriage Quotes

  • 1

    A Favorite of 174 users

    Marriages don't fail because couples get bored, they fail because while they're dating people pretend to be the person they think their partner wants and then, well, there's only so long you can keep that up.

    April 11, 2006 by trust_spike in Marriage  ID#:69129
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    A Favorite of 2 users

    You know, it's not as different as I thought, which is kind of disappointing. But it's fine. Everyone said, 'Oh, your life is going to be totally different,' and it's the same. Which is good, in a way.

    September 14, 2005 by Orion in Marriage  ID#:47993
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    A Favorite of 11 users

    "The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman. "

    June 23, 2005 by Madeline_Alma in Marriage  ID#:41666
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    A Favorite of 10 users

    "Gay marriages should be between a man and a women."

    October 13, 2004 by soccerguyy023 in Marriage  ID#:24096
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    A Favorite of 8 users

    Where there's Marriage without Love, there will be Love without

    June 18, 2004 by k4021 in Marriage  ID#:18842
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    A Favorite of 5 users

    "...probably the greatest concentration of talent and genius in this house except for perhaps those times when Thomas Jefferson ata alone."

    April 9, 2004 by magpie in Marriage  ID#:15888
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    A Favorite of 6 users

    "My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked."

    August 13, 2003 by magpie in Marriage  ID#:9580
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    A Favorite of 16 users

    Marriage is when a man fails his Bachelor's Degree and the woman passes her Masters.

    November 9, 2002 by bryan in Marriage  ID#:5404
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    A Favorite of 3 users

    "Incompatibility: In matrimony a similiarity of tastes - particulary the taste for domination."

    August 6, 2002 by magpie in Marriage  ID#:4688
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    A Favorite of 2 users

    Why is it that men who always seem to be having problems with women always seem to be drinking?

    August 5, 2002 by Anonymous in Marriage  ID#:4674