Recently Added Famous Men Quotes

  • 1

    A Favorite of 145 users

    Though we adore men individually
    We agree that as a group they're rather stupid!

    November 26, 2004 by hockeygirlk29 in Men  ID#:26354
  • 2

    A Favorite of 26 users

    Why did God create men? Because vibrators can't mow the lawn.

    November 15, 2004 by pequena_bebe in Men  ID#:25670
  • 3

    A Favorite of 7 users

    Men's eyes were made to look, and let them gaze.

    September 24, 2004 by androdinozaur in Men  ID#:23286
  • 4

    A Favorite of 36 users

    The ultimate measure of a man is not where he stands in moments of comfort and convenience, but where he stands in times of challenge and controversy.

    July 31, 2004 by shunky in Men  ID#:20892
  • 5

    A Favorite of 25 users

    Most women tell you that you're a fool if you think you can change a man- but those women are quitters.

    June 5, 2004 by Kirkles in Men  ID#:18268
  • 6

    A Favorite of 6 users

    There was so much to the man that he escapes description. He spoke the truth as he knew it and he called things as he saw them. He was in a lot of ways like straight shooter with a crooked gun.

    September 7, 2002 by Anonymous in Men  ID#:4986
  • 7

    A Favorite of 47 users

    The big mistake that men make is that when they turn thirteen or fourteen and all of a sudden they've reached puberty, they believe that they like women. Actually, you're just horny. It doesn't mean you like women any more at twenty-one than you did at ten.

    July 4, 2002 by Anonymous in Men  ID#:4409
  • 8

    A Favorite of 73 users

    Women speak because they wish to speak, whereas a man speaks only when driven to speech by something outside himself-like, for instance, he can't find any clean socks.

    December 11, 2000 by None in Men  ID#:955
  • 9

    A Favorite of 13 users

    Men have a much better time of it than women. For one thing, they marry later, for another thing, they die earlier.

    December 11, 2000 by None in Men  ID#:950
  • 10

    A Favorite of 17 users

    Men are gentle, honest and straightforward. Women are convoluted, deceptive and dangerous.

    December 11, 2000 by None in Men  ID#:947