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    A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night and he gets crabs. So the next day, he goes back to complain. And the woman says, "Hey, it was only $5. What did you expect, lobster?"

    Posted by aschrage in Television  ID#:645858
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    Dead and immobile people aren’t late to work

    Posted by aschrage in Television  ID#:645505
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    I like watching 'House Hunters' – especially when they kill, dress and skin the house.

    Posted by Chris_Childs in Television  ID#:643637
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    The standard of the TV reality show is only the level of honesty with which the judges and jury panel selected.

    Posted by Anujsomany in Television  ID#:642542
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    Family's more than just - DNA. It's about... people who care and take care of each other.

    Posted by jenchristine in Television  ID#:637289
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    Maeve: Dance with me ?

    Spencer: Why?

    Maeve: I want to hold you once before im a Ghost of a Memory.

    Posted by Ravenwolf in Television  ID#:636001
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    The reason history repeats itself is because people are too arrogant and ignorant to learn from the mistakes of those who came before them.

    Posted by WillieDLIVE in Television  ID#:616348
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    That stupid moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you're watching.

    Posted by ItsmeJuewendy95 in Television  ID#:607819
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    "Night gathers, and now my watch begins. It shall not end until my death. I shall take no wife, hold no lands, father no children. I shall wear no crowns and win no glory. I shall live and die at my post. I am the sword in the darkness. I am the watcher on the walls. I am the shield that guards the realms of men. I pledge my life and honor to the Night's Watch, for this night and all the nights to come."

    Posted by Vawkinggu534 in Television  ID#:605580
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    "A Lie is just a great story that someone ruined with the truth"

    Posted by Vawkinggu534 in Television  ID#:604959
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