Recently Added Television Quotes

  • 1

    A Favorite of 4 users

    We don't know who we are until we are connected to someone else. We're just better human beings when we are with the person we are supposed to be with.

    September 14, 2018 by Anonymous in Television  ID#:648984
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    A Favorite of 1 user

    Christopher Moltisanti: Didn't Paulie tell you I haven't been feeling good?
    Tony Soprano: You know I wipe my ass with your feelings.

    July 5, 2018 by aschrage in Television  ID#:646868
  • 3

    A Favorite of 1 user

    A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night and he gets crabs. So the next day, he goes back to complain. And the woman says, "Hey, it was only $5. What did you expect, lobster?"

    May 5, 2018 by aschrage in Television  ID#:645858
  • 4

    A Favorite of 1 user

    Dead and immobile people aren’t late to work

    April 8, 2018 by aschrage in Television  ID#:645505
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    I like watching 'House Hunters' – especially when they kill, dress and skin the house.

    December 17, 2017 by Chris_Childs in Television  ID#:643637
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    A Favorite of 1 user

    The standard of the TV reality show is only the level of honesty with which the judges and jury panel selected.

    October 8, 2017 by Anujsomany in Television  ID#:642542
  • 7

    A Favorite of 2 users

    Family's more than just - DNA. It's about... people who care and take care of each other.

    November 18, 2016 by jenchristine in Television  ID#:637289
  • 8

    A Favorite of 3 users

    Maeve: Dance with me ?

    Spencer: Why?

    Maeve: I want to hold you once before im a Ghost of a Memory.

    September 21, 2016 by Ravenwolf in Television  ID#:636001
  • 9

    A Favorite of 13 users

    The reason history repeats itself is because people are too arrogant and ignorant to learn from the mistakes of those who came before them.

    January 10, 2015 by WillieDLIVE in Television  ID#:616348
  • 10

    A Favorite of 12 users

    That stupid moment when the TV commercials are so long that you forget what you're watching.

    July 19, 2014 by ItsmeJuewendy95 in Television  ID#:607819