Recently Added Famous Television Quotes

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    A Favorite of 4 users

    We don't know who we are until we are connected to someone else. We're just better human beings when we are with the person we are supposed to be with.

    September 14, 2018 by Anonymous in Television  ID#:648984
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    A guy goes to a $5 lady of the night and he gets crabs. So the next day, he goes back to complain. And the woman says, "Hey, it was only $5. What did you expect, lobster?"

    May 5, 2018 by aschrage in Television  ID#:645858
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    A Favorite of 33 users

    Raisins are nature's candy! And eggs are nature's hand grenade.

    November 1, 2009 by Anonymous in Television  ID#:246710
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    A Favorite of 154 users

    Happy Birthday to me,
    Happy Birthday to me,
    I feel so damn lonely,
    Won't someone kill me

    November 1, 2009 by bitememylove in Television  ID#:246702
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    A Favorite of 5 users


    July 23, 2007 by Meredith in Television  ID#:134493
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    A Favorite of 162 users

    Joey: ....But it is odd how a women’s purse looks good on me, a man.

    Rachel: See? Unisex.

    Joey: Maybe *you* need sex. I just had it a few days ago.

    Rachel: No, Joey, U-N-I-sex.

    Joey: I wouldn't say no to that.

    May 29, 2007 by Needyl in Television  ID#:126947
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    A Favorite of 4 users

    So you want me to tell you something about myself? I don't have anything to say. Even if I did you'd be wrong to believe me. Trust is a lie. Nobody ever knows any more.

    November 6, 2006 by dr.pepper_ in Television  ID#:99618
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    A Favorite of 37 users

    I do my thing and you do your thing. You are you and I am I. And if in the end we end up together, it’s beautiful.

    June 25, 2005 by JDpoet6590 in Television  ID#:41830
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    A Favorite of 282 users

    There are certain people who are not meant to fit in your life, no matter how much you want them to

    June 12, 2005 by stars_n_smiles in Television  ID#:40772
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    A Favorite of 1 user

    Marilyn: God, Stephen women are so stupid you know that?! Ok, what would you do if someone hit you?
    Steven: I'd like to say that i would turn the other cheek, but i'd probably hit them back.
    marilyn: turning the other cheek is over-rated, take it from me.
    Steven: You're the last person i thought would turn bitter.
    Marilyn: oh i'm way past bitter. She's gonna marry that guy. He's gonna beat her up and break her spirit again and again. And maybe, maybe they'll have a baby. A little boy, wouldn't that be perfect? So they can raise another man in this world that thinks its ok to hit women just as long as he's really sorry afterwards!
    Marilyn: And this girl, i mean wow! I teach music, it's not my job to change the whole damn world. I can't go through this again.
    steven: what do you mean again?
    Marilyn: My marrige lasted four years. wanna hear the stats? 48 stitches, 8 trips to the emergency room, 3 broken bones, and one, one miscarrige.

    December 26, 2004 by smroxmysox! in Television  ID#:28364