The Best Business Quotes

  • 11

    A Favorite of 89 users

    "Knock, Knock.
    Who's there?
    Opportunity.
    Don't be silly - opportunity doesn't knock twice!"

    October 13, 2010 by Gavin in Business  ID#:324244
  • 12

    A Favorite of 77 users

    The less you expect of me the harder i'll work to prove you wrong. The more you expect of me the harder i'll work to exceed those expectations.

    November 24, 2004 by Shades_Whiting in Business  ID#:26197
  • 13

    A Favorite of 68 users

    A friendship founded on business is better than a business founded on friendship.

    September 21, 2000 by Anonymous in Business  ID#:33
  • 14

    A Favorite of 50 users

    "I used to work at the unemployment office. I hated that job because when they fired me, I still had to show up at work the next day."

    September 24, 2004 by diddlydoo in Business  ID#:23311
  • 15

    A Favorite of 50 users

    Every guy can control a girls heart, but a real player, he gotta control a girls mind ;p

    January 11, 2011 by Merveih in Business  ID#:353172
  • 16

    A Favorite of 48 users

    Move with your heart, play with your mind.

    December 25, 2010 by Anonymous in Business  ID#:348039
  • 17

    A Favorite of 47 users

    LESSONS IN MARKETING

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You went up to her and say "I am very rich. Marry me".
    That's DIRECT MARKETING

    You are at a party with a bunch of friends and see a gorgeous girl. One of your friends goes up to her and pointing at you says, "He is very rich. Marry him".
    That's ADVERTISING

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and get her telephone number. The next day you called her and say, "Hi, I am very rich. Marry me".
    That's TELEMARKETING.

    You are at a party and see a beautiful girl. You get up and straighten your tie, you walk up to her and pour her a drink. You open the door for her, pick up her bag after she drops it, offer her a ride, and then say, 'By the way, I'm very rich. Will you marry me?'.
    That's PUBLIC RELATIONS.

    You are at a party and see a gorgeous girl. She walks up to you and says, "You are very rich".
    That's BRAND RECOGNITION.

    You see a gorgeous girl at a party. You go up to her and say, "I am very rich. Marry me".
    She gives you a nice hard slap on your face.
    That's CUSTOMER FEEDBACK.

    June 16, 2008 by unluckygirl in Business  ID#:181438
  • 18

    A Favorite of 42 users

    Marketing and innovation produce results; all the rest are costs.

    June 20, 2006 by E._Scott_Anderson in Business  ID#:80736
  • 19

    A Favorite of 42 users

    Dad: Son, I want you to marry the girl I tell you to.
    Son: NO!
    Dad: She's Bill Gate's Daughter.
    Son:..oh.. okay, then.
    -DAD GOES TO BILL GATES-
    Dad: Marry you daughter to my son!
    Bill Gates: Hell no!
    Dad: He's the CEO of World Bank.
    Bill gates: ...oh, ok.
    -DAD GOES TO WORLD BANK-
    Dad: Appoint my son as the CEO!
    Employer: NO.
    Dad: He's Bill Gate's Son-in-law.
    Employer: Oh, okay!
    THIS. IS. BUSINESS

    December 18, 2011 by RainbowPanda1699 in Business  ID#:474744
  • 20

    A Favorite of 41 users

    Never disrespect people on your way up because you are going to pass them one day on your way down.

    June 6, 2004 by noomank in Business  ID#:18301