The Best Comebacks

  • 1

    A Favorite of 910 users

    I'm trying to see things from your point of view, but I can't get my head that far up your a**.

    December 19, 2002 by Anonymous in Comebacks  ID#:5804
  • 2

    A Favorite of 181 users

    Now i'm invisible to you? great, i've always wanted a superpower

    May 30, 2011 by i_want_you in Comebacks  ID#:409240
  • 3

    A Favorite of 176 users

    If you think it's necessary to judge me based on my PAST, then don't get mad when I put you there.

    April 29, 2011 by RoseJules in Comebacks  ID#:396807
  • 4

    A Favorite of 140 users

    Take a walk in my shoes; i bet you'll fall on the first step.

    February 15, 2007 by hello_its_me_duhh in Comebacks  ID#:114299
  • 5

    A Favorite of 138 users

    If you don’t want a sarcastic answer don’t ask stupid questions!

    August 17, 2010 by tardysoul in Comebacks  ID#:308979
  • 6

    A Favorite of 134 users

    Just because I shut up and walk away doesn't mean you've won. It just means I don't have time to deal with your crap.

    August 19, 2011 by ellimac_:) in Comebacks  ID#:439913
  • 7

    A Favorite of 133 users

    You deserve a standing ovation from my tallest finger.

    March 31, 2011 by doniabby in Comebacks  ID#:383890
  • 8

    A Favorite of 133 users

    U don't like me ?
    Cool, I don't wake up every day to impress YOU !

    November 10, 2011 by tinatiny in Comebacks  ID#:463703
  • 9

    A Favorite of 115 users

    I may not be the girl everyone wants, but at least i aint the girl everyone had.

    September 26, 2011 by allyboo715 in Comebacks  ID#:451730
  • 10

    A Favorite of 112 users

    "B**ch please, I can remove 90% of your so called "beauty" with a kleenex"

    August 23, 2011 by IAmMattMcCarty in Comebacks  ID#:441421