The Best Fun Phrases

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    A Favorite of 4335 users

    Someday your prince charming will come. Mine just took a wrong turn, got lost, and is too stubborn to ask for directions.

    Posted by buffy in Fun Phrases  ID#:4992
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    A Favorite of 2866 users

    People have the right to be stupid. Some people abuse that privilege.

    Posted by Anonymous in Fun Phrases  ID#:4813
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    A Favorite of 2293 users

    Don't play stupid with me...I'm better at it.

    Posted by Anonymous in Fun Phrases  ID#:4570
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    A Favorite of 2127 users

    People that don't know me think I'm shy.
    People that do know me wish I were.

    Posted by shannynbobannon in Fun Phrases  ID#:12733
  • 5

    A Favorite of 2086 users

    "People say nothing is impossible, but I do nothing every day."

    Posted by MissMorbidity in Fun Phrases  ID#:8298
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    A Favorite of 1973 users

    Heaven won't take me and hell's afraid I'll take over.

    Posted by Anonymous in Fun Phrases  ID#:7852
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    A Favorite of 1876 users

    Roses are red violets are blue, God made me pretty, what happened to you?

    Posted by Roxy_Girl105 in Fun Phrases  ID#:6669
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    A Favorite of 1769 users

    Just remember... if the world didn't suck, we'd all fall off.

    Posted by Anonymous in Fun Phrases  ID#:4850
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    A Favorite of 1715 users

    I can only please one person per day. Today isn't your day...and tomorrow don't look good either.

    Posted by Anonymous in Fun Phrases  ID#:4831
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    A Favorite of 1587 users

    The next time you think you're perfect, try walking on water

    Posted by DharmaBV in Fun Phrases  ID#:6757
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