The Best Famous Fun Phrases

  • 1

    A Favorite of 199 users

    Why don't you just kick my dog while you're at it?

    June 3, 2002 by Anonymous in Fun Phrases  ID#:4175
  • 2

    A Favorite of 176 users

    If you can really laugh at yourself loud and hard every time you fall, people will think you're drunk.

    September 2, 2004 by Lazy in Fun Phrases  ID#:22299
  • 3

    A Favorite of 165 users

    Who throws a cupcake? ...Honestly

    March 17, 2004 by neville in Fun Phrases  ID#:15267
  • 4

    A Favorite of 73 users

    Talking to yourself is a sign of impending mental collapse.

    October 4, 2002 by Anonymous in Fun Phrases  ID#:5171
  • 5

    A Favorite of 53 users

    I just thought of something funny...your mother.

    October 1, 2002 by honeybunch in Fun Phrases  ID#:5154
  • 6

    A Favorite of 22 users

    Wait up, guys! I gotta empty my grass bag!

    May 29, 2004 by mega noggin in Fun Phrases  ID#:17875
  • 7

    A Favorite of 13 users

    Between two evils, I always pick the one I never tried before.

    May 31, 2008 by dcloverz in Fun Phrases  ID#:178707
  • 8

    A Favorite of 12 users

    Lou Gehrig. Died of Lou Gehrig's disease. How the hell did he not see that coming?

    September 21, 2002 by Anonymous in Fun Phrases  ID#:5098
  • 9

    A Favorite of 10 users

    The square root of 69 is 8 somethin', right?

    October 9, 2002 by Anonymous in Fun Phrases  ID#:5197
  • 10

    A Favorite of 10 users

    I love it when a plan comes together.

    October 11, 2002 by Anonymous in Fun Phrases  ID#:5217