The Best Geek Quotes

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    A Favorite of 331 users

    When Life Gives You Questions, Google has Answers

    September 6, 2007 by AJ_Carp in Geek  ID#:139910
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    A Favorite of 258 users

    My pokemon brings all the nerds to the yard, and they're like you wanna trade cards? Darn right, I wanna trade cards, I'll trade this but not my charizard.

    May 10, 2005 by hoppinstars in Geek  ID#:37978
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    A Favorite of 249 users

    1f u c4n r34d th1s u r34lly n33d t0 g37 l41d

    March 10, 2005 by mgriff in Geek  ID#:33143
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    A Favorite of 238 users

    If at first you don't succeed; call it version 1.0

    September 15, 2004 by sundayx in Geek  ID#:22912
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    A Favorite of 225 users

    Microsoft: "You've got questions. We've got dancing paperclips."

    September 1, 2005 by ziveeman in Geek  ID#:47027
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    A Favorite of 208 users

    There are 10 types of people in the world: those who understand binary, and those who don't.

    August 6, 2002 by Anonymous in Geek  ID#:4677
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    A Favorite of 208 users

    I'm not anti-social; I'm just not user friendly

    September 15, 2004 by sundayx in Geek  ID#:22911
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    A Favorite of 189 users

    The glass is neither half-full nor half-empty: it's twice as big as it needs to be.

    October 7, 2005 by watermelonbob in Geek  ID#:49924
  • 9

    A Favorite of 183 users

    ------Jocks vs Nerds----

    Michael Jordan having "retired," with $40 million in endorsements, makes $178,100 a day, working or not.

    If he sleeps 7 hours a night, he makes $52,000 every night while visions of sugarplums dance in his head.

    If he goes to see a movie, it'll cost him $7.00, but he'll make $18,550 while he's there.

    If he decides to have a 5-minute egg, he'll make $618 while boiling it.

    He makes $7,415/hr more than minimum wage.

    He'll make $3,710 while watching each episode of Friends.

    If he wanted to save up for a new Acura NSX ($90,000) it would take him a whole 12 hours.

    If someone were to hand him his salary and endorsement money, they would have to do it at the rate of $2.00 every second.

    He'll probably pay around $200 for a nice round of golf, but will be reimbursed $33,390 for that round.

    Assuming he puts the federal maximum of 15% of his income into a tax deferred account (401k), his contributions will hit the federal cap of $9500 at 8:30 a.m. on January 1st.

    If you were given a penny for every 10 dollars he made, you'd be living comfortably at $65,000 a year.

    He'll make about $19.60 while watching the 100 meter dash in the Olympics, and about $15,600 during the Boston Marathon.

    While the common person is spending about $20 for a meal in his trendy Chicago restaurant, he'll pull in about $5600.

    This year, he'll make more than twice as much as all U.S. past presidents for all of their terms combined. Amazing isn't it?

    However...
    If Jordan saves 100% of his income for the next 450 years, he'll still have less than Bill Gates has today.

    $$$ Game over. Nerd wins.

    October 17, 2005 by ziveeman in Geek  ID#:50711
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    A Favorite of 176 users

    I would love to change the world, but they won't give me the source code

    August 11, 2004 by Alkdarf in Geek  ID#:21446