The Best Famous Geek Quotes

  • 1

    A Favorite of 50 users

    UNIX is basically a simple operating system, but you have to be a genius to understand the simplicity.

    June 3, 2002 by Anonymous in Geek  ID#:4176
  • 2

    A Favorite of 32 users

    Monopoly's just a game, Senator... I'm trying to control the f***ing world.

    August 11, 2004 by Alkdarf in Geek  ID#:21457
  • 3

    A Favorite of 11 users

    It's not bogus, it's an IBM standard.

    July 4, 2002 by Anonymous in Geek  ID#:4417
  • 4

    A Favorite of 9 users

    Photons have neither morals nor visas.

    July 4, 2002 by Anonymous in Geek  ID#:4404
  • 5

    A Favorite of 8 users

    If you want a language that tries to lock up all the sharp objects and fire-making implements, use Pascal or Ada: the Nerf languages, harmless fun for children of all ages, and they won't mar the furniture.

    July 4, 2002 by Anonymous in Geek  ID#:4398
  • 6

    A Favorite of 8 users

    A community is not a community of disembodied spoken statements in part because the most important aspect of the communication that people have is emotional, and one often communicates emotion not in terms of the text but as a subtext. The emotional subtext of human communication is crucial to human thought. It isn't a footnote. Too many computer scientists don't understand this.

    November 7, 2002 by saturate in Geek  ID#:5393