The Best General Quotes

  • 11

    A Favorite of 275 users

    Haters are like crickets. Crickets make a lot of noise, you hear it but you can't see them. Then right when you walk by them, they're quiet.

    April 25, 2011 by Nolove_nopain in General  ID#:395299
  • 12

    A Favorite of 274 users

    HAVE YOU EVER WONDERED...

    Can you cry under water?

    How important does a person have to be before they are considered assassinated instead of just murdered?

    If bread is square, why sandwich meat is round?

    Why do you have to put "your two cents in..." but its only "a penny for your thoughts"? Where is that extra penny going to???

    Once youre in heaven, do you get stuck wearing the clothes you were buried in for eternity

    Why does a round pizza come in a square box?

    How is it that we put a man on the moon before we figured out it would be a good idea to put wheels on luggage?

    If you drink Pepsi at work in a Coke factory, do you get fired?

    Why do people pay to go to the top of tall buildings then put money in binoculars to look at the ground?

    Why do toasters have a setting that burns the toast to a horrible crisp, which no decent human being would eat?

    Can blind people see their dreams? Can they dream?

    If corn oil is made from corn and vegetable oil is made from vegetables, where does baby oil come from?

    Do the alphabet song and Twinkle Twinkle Little Star have the same tune?

    Why did you just try singing the two songs above?

    November 19, 2005 by pencil_drop in General  ID#:53649
  • 13

    A Favorite of 269 users

    Psychological Fact :
    When a person cries and the first drop comes from the right eye, it's happiness. But when the first roll is from the left, it's pain.

    March 13, 2010 by boriicua_:) in General  ID#:272702
  • 14

    A Favorite of 267 users

    Words are like bullets: when well aimed, they have a pretty hard effect.

    November 23, 2007 by maggieheartsyou in General  ID#:149757
  • 15

    A Favorite of 267 users

    I dont regret my past, I just regret the time Ive wasted with the wrong people

    January 9, 2011 by stecal23 in General  ID#:352312
  • 16

    A Favorite of 265 users

    Mommy, I am only 8 inches long, but I have all my organs. I love the sound of your voice. Every time I hear it, I wave my arms and legs. The sound of your heart beat is my favorite lullaby.


    Month Two

    Mommy, today I learned how to suck my thumb. If you could see me, you could definitely tell that I am a baby. I'm not big enough to survive outside my home though. It is so nice and warm in here.


    Month Three

    You know what Mommy, I'm a girl! I hope that makes you happy. I always want you to be happy. I don't like it when you cry. You sound so sad. It makes me sad too, and I cry with you even though you can't hear me.


    Month Four

    Mommy, my hair is starting to grow. It is very short and fine, but I will have a lot of it. I spend a lot of my time exercising. I can turn my head and curl my fingers and toes, and stretch my arms and legs. I am becoming quite good at it too.


    Month Five

    You went to the doctor today. Mommy, he lied to you. He said that I'm not a baby. I am a baby Mommy, your baby. I think and feel. Mommy, what's abortion?


    Month Six

    I can hear that doctor again. I don't like him. He seems cold and heartless. Something is intruding my home. The doctor called it a needle. Mommy what is it? It burns! Please make him stop! I can't get away from it! Mommy! Help me!


    Month Seven

    Mommy, I am okay. I am in Jesus's arms. he is holding me. He told me about abortion. Why didn't you want me Mommy?


    Every abortion is just...
    One more heart that was stopped.
    Two more eyes that will never see.
    Two more hands that will never touch.
    Two more legs that will never run.
    One more mouth that will never speak.

    April 4, 2006 by Beautified_dream_08 in General  ID#:68187
  • 17

    A Favorite of 265 users

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    ---|||---|||---Favorites If
    ---|||---|||---You Know
    ----\\\-///----Someone
    -----\\///-----Who Died
    ------///\-----Of Cancer or
    -----///\\\----is suffering
    ----///--\\\---with Cancer

    August 13, 2007 by Alannah.xo in General  ID#:136990
  • 18

    A Favorite of 257 users

    I hate those moments right before you go to sleep, when you are forced to think about all the things you tried so hard to forget.

    February 22, 2011 by miheca in General  ID#:368808
  • 19

    A Favorite of 252 users

    Maybe it's not always about trying to fix something broken. Maybe it's about starting over and creating something better.

    June 30, 2010 by galenlondeien in General  ID#:297485
  • 20

    A Favorite of 247 users

    She’s standing on the line between giving up and seeing how much more she can take

    July 24, 2006 by xxemo-galxx in General  ID#:85760