The Best Famous Marriage Quotes

  • 1

    A Favorite of 174 users

    Marriages don't fail because couples get bored, they fail because while they're dating people pretend to be the person they think their partner wants and then, well, there's only so long you can keep that up.

    April 11, 2006 by trust_spike in Marriage  ID#:69129
  • 2

    A Favorite of 118 users

    My advice to you is get married: if you find a good wife you'll be happy; if not, you'll become a philosopher.

    September 21, 2000 by Sinetos in Marriage  ID#:18
  • 3

    A Favorite of 55 users

    Keep your eyes wide open before marriage, half shut afterward.

    December 11, 2000 by None in Marriage  ID#:990
  • 4

    A Favorite of 24 users

    There is nothing more admirable than when two people who see eye to eye keep house as man and wife, confounding their enemies and delighting their friends.

    December 11, 2000 by None in Marriage  ID#:993
  • 5

    A Favorite of 20 users

    There is no more lovely, friendly and charming relationship, communion or company than a good marriage.

    December 11, 2000 by None in Marriage  ID#:979
  • 6

    A Favorite of 11 users

    The most happy marriage I can imagine to myself would be the union of a deaf man to a blind woman.

    June 23, 2005 by Madeline_Alma in Marriage  ID#:41666
  • 7

    A Favorite of 10 users

    I think that gay marriage should be between a man and a woman.

    October 13, 2004 by soccerguyy023 in Marriage  ID#:24096
  • 8

    A Favorite of 8 users

    Where there's Marriage without Love, there will be Love without
    Marriage.

    June 18, 2004 by k4021 in Marriage  ID#:18842
  • 9

    A Favorite of 6 users

    "My wife and I tried to breakfast together, but we had to stop or our marriage would have been wrecked."

    August 13, 2003 by magpie in Marriage  ID#:9580
  • 10

    A Favorite of 5 users

    When I have stress, I stage a mock pro-wrestling bout with my husband. My favorite technique is to kick him in the groin. When I get a good kick in, I feel happy that I am married.

    July 3, 2002 by Anonymous in Marriage  ID#:4393